hmu if you're matt daddario

很笨蛋

[innerchildabortionclinic]

hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[freizusein]

The funniest is if you reblog this on a Monday that is also January the 1st.

[highendmess]

Tap to see my listening activity

see what april_wong is playing. on your homescreen.

[tyaz]

Oh my god wtf..... what the f UK.... it's just a baby. a little tiny baby..... what the shit man I can't

[scuzer-deactivated20230916]

Yeah I was embarrassing when I was 15 who isn’t. Was also Embarrassing at 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. Last week. Yesterday

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zazagundam]

Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

[zazagundam]

you cant get this anywhere else

[goodgluework]

1997 honda cervix

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

do you like polls?

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry for the trick :(

do you guys forgive me?

[vinegarextract]

this is my takeaway from Everything Everywhere All At Once

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I have jury duty

innocent

guilty

Voting ended onJan 19, 2023

[woodloodloodloo]

perfect.

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

the stakes just got higher

[isabellaofparma]

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

[isabellaofparma]

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

[technyan]

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[thecoldcoffeecup]

tale as old as time🥂

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sprachgefuehle]

- Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1755), Discourse on the Origin of Inequality