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really beautiful things are happening between americans and chinese netizens right now

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

#smoke breath and leaf cutting #why the fuck am I a grass pokemon #could I survive with this ?#debatable #do I want to survive this #erm……#next question

everythingfox

A pig getting brushed to help you in this trying time

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dikdikpronouncedxylophone

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

syn4k

catchymemes

littlegreenfag-deactivated20240

maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis

i did not fuck that computer with my ponis

sailermoon

“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

whenthegoldrays

“I’m going to sleep” is the biggest lie I’m going to stare at my ceiling for the next three hours

creekfiend

[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth

boycritter

sorry yeah ive got a bad case of Thinking About My Friends. im afraid its incurable. symptoms include happiness and love and wishes that they will have the life they want to live.