[femaleshits]

[bled]

[bob-belcher]

[catchymemes]

[kawaiichuchu13]

[blextrophy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The orgasm and the sneeze are uncannily similar in build up and ending.

[asvpfrenchie-deactivated2022112]

Her pussy get a different kind of wet when she love you

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[semiotomatics]

there’s something about the sight of steps leading down into the water. it feels like the ocean telling me to come home

[pumpkinleif]

Not gonna lie, one of my favorite parts about writing urban fantasy is determining how and where the fantasy meshes in with reality.

Like, I’m not saying Freddie Mercury WAS a siren, but have you ever heard anyone NOT sing along to Bohemian Rhapsody?

I rest my case.

[ingridverse]

It is a six-minute song with incomprehensible lyrics that seem to have something to do with murder and demons, with five sections that are completely different stylistically but no chorus.

It was number one on the the UK singles charts twice, 15 years apart, and is by many measures one of the most popular, or the most popular, single of all time.

Yeah, there’s magic involved.

[classicalmonoblogue]

And an absurdly broad swathe of people know it. I have no memory of learning it, do you?

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[catsbeaversandducks]

To all those who say cats are not affectionate: meet Grandma.

Video by Angelo Varriano

[blankmuse]

Aww her name is Grandma.

[rainydayshea]

SWEET ROLLY BABY

[cuphead-deactivated20220622]

this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!

[sillysurgeon-deactivated23423-d]

ILLEGAL!! TAKE THIS VIDEO DOWN!!

[ohmyfuckingoreos]

I need to snort a fucking line of self confidence

[humorduke]

where is my phone: