High King Lucifer

Hey! :D My names Adrian. I'm 24 and I live in SoCal. I consider myself a metalhead/stoner type of guy, so yeah, ive got long hair and its awesome x) and i change up my facial hair a lot... haha uhh i think thats all for now. if you wanna know anything else, just ask :)

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[thefugitivesaint]

Someone out there on the internet found the original booklet that came with the original Nintendo system version of ‘Tetris’ and, hold on to your hats people, the blocks have names. THE BLOCKS HAVE NAMES!

[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[jervae]

May Cash Gabby bring you all the blessings you deserve this year.

[candiikismet]

Please Gabby

[mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar]

[piratedykes]

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

[tmgpodcast]

the DELIVERY

via filmquaker on insta

[emotionalempowerer-blog]

Everyone is wearing a nude color that matches thier skin tone , not just one standard nude. It’s an art.

[weirdness-is-good]

[ke-ray92-deactivated20201217]

Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.

[introvertbard]

not gonna risk scrolling past this

[woolay]

[qlexie]

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

[mwagneto]

WHO WANTS SOME FUCKING CHOCOLATE

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say stuff like “the earth is round” or “nazis are bad” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[yyyyddmmsupremacy-deactivated20]

remember when you could say “we shouldn’t attack children with tear gas” and be absolutely certain everyone who heard you would agree

[eggpla]

The people who disagree now have always disagreed, but now the government is condoning a lack of care for others and normalizing racism and fascism

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[sobeitjay2]

[nikez-40z-deactivated20191230]

ooooooo that boi know he bad!🔥

[skkinlikegold]

That lean was crazy

[justcariii]

Im convinced michael jackson possessed him

[musicjunkiieex3]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

[whitmanic]

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

[whitmanic]

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

[bigasspants]

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

[pottamux]

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

[chambylin]

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

[pottamux]

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

[whitmanic]

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

[shadovvlurking]

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

[whitmanic]

Excuse me?

[spideyytorch]

Cursed post

[imgaynurse]