They call me the sharpener

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

They call me the sharpener or smth

(he/him)

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

This is a reminder for me to send you a picture of my favorite pencil sharpener (other than you), you don't have to interact with this :)

@book-obsessed-offical

im scheduling this for Christmas

You will see this on Christmas

-me from August 13th

[punky-beaver-offical]

ik i already made this post but im making it again

I really think we should make an offical minecraft server, if this post gets to 700 likes (NOT NOTES) and i get like 5 officals that would be able to play i will do everything i can to make this happen

@the-queen-of-geese @king-of-oreo @for-sure-not-a-llama @britain-offical @sweden-offical @america-offical

im not tagging anybody else but if you ppl get ideas feel free to tag ppl

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

p l e a s e

@gaslight-offical @towel-offical @tboy-offical @supervillain-offical @beehive-offical @unsharpened-pencil-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

I have this one sharpener that is so good i only use it when i cant sharpen my pencil the way i want to

Holy shit the possum boogied

[beehive-offical]

That's prolly everyone I'm going to include

Please tell me if you don't want this role/don't want to be a character/have ideas for roles

If I mention you, please state ur pronouns and any personality/appearance trait you want me to get right

@asexual-offical = emo kid

@mcdonalds-offical = 

@imp6492920172660301659303offical = class clown

@hat-anon-official = hat guy

@James-offical = everyone knows them somehow

@the-meower-offical = cat

@an-alien-offical = transfer student

@clip-board-offical = a clip board

@planes-offical = aviation course teacher

@Gametoons-offical = hip geography teacher that uses slang incorrectly 

@lesbian-offical = librarian

@mlm-god-offical = musical theatre kid

@sappho-offical = literature/english teacher

@aesthetic-offical = art teacher

@monster-energy-offical = emo kid

@mad-girl-offical = bad vibes

@paradox-offical =

@fox-news-offical = school newspaper editor

@brazil-official =

@the-game-offical = IT teacher

@penelope-official = theatre kid 

@france-offical = french teacher

@ao3-offical = 

@assistant-offical =

@britain-offical = exchange student from Britain

@evil-duck-offical =

@giant-duck-offical =

@duck-offical =

@grape-offical =

@pinterest-offical = that one with aesthetic notes in notebooks. Doodles in class

@t-u-m-b-l-r-offical =

@spotify-offical = “please hand over your headphones”

@sleep-offical = doesn’t sleep because they’re learning, still gets semi-decent grades

@matchmakr-from-da-shdows-offical = gossiper

@chalant-offical =

@hekate-offical =

@oppossum-offical = quiet kid who tries very hard not to unleash chaos

@zeus-offical = theatre kid

@shark-albert-offical =

@breadteleporter-offical =

@totally-cis-offical =

@assistant-offical = person at reception

@sweeden-offical = 

@tyrannosaurus-rex-offical = paleonerd (based)

@indominus-offical = paleonerd (based)

@indoraptor-offical = paleonerd (based)

@raptors-offical = paleonerd (based)

@blue-raptor-official = paleonerd (based)

@compy-offical = paleonerd (based)

@villain-offical = guy who reminds teachers abt homework

@odysseus-offical = theatre kid

@old-english-offical = englisheth teacher who speaks funketh

@incorrect-corrector-offical = evil english teacher

@evilgrammar-offical = Incorrect-corrector’s fav nerd

@evilspellcheck-official = Incorrect-corrector’s fav nerd

@typo-offical = Incorrect-corrector’s most hated student

@grammar-official = constantly argues back to Incorrect-corrector

@pencil-sharpener-offical = weird kid with wrecked sleep schedule (loves music)

@fish-offical = class pet

[beehive-offical]

PT. 2 cuz it didn't tag

@crab-offical = 

@chaos-offical = class clown 

@virgin-mary-offical = theatre kid

@autism-offical =

@satan-offical =

@whitenailpolishoffical =

@blacknailpolishoffical =

@homosexuality-offical =

@adhd-offical =

@bisexual-offical =

@aroace-offical =

@wlw-god-offical =

@aromantic-offical =

@elvis-offical =

@hallucinations-offical =

@nonbinary-homo-offical =

@watermelon-offical =

@ur-least-fav-gal-offical =

@cactus-offical =

@arsenic-offical =

@arson-offical =

@period-offical =

@orlando-offical =

@cishet-offical =

@aesthetic-offical =

@gatekeep-offical = mean girl

@gaslight-offical = horrible history teacher

@girlboss-offical = mean girl

@america-offical =

@australia-offical =

@cyanide-offical =

@knife-guy-offical =

@thing-offical =

@nblnb-god-offical =

@zest-offical =

@sensory-hell-offical =

@gay-uncle-offical =

@offical-offical = head of school

@wine-aunt-offical =

@blorbo-offical =

@lie-detector-offical =

@mental-illness-offical =

@punky-beaver-offical =

@towel-official =

@girl-scouts-offical =

@archangel-uriel-offical =

@kash-register-offical =

@goblin-offical =

@evil-bread-offical =

@plushie-offical =

@trans-official =

[australia-offical]

I am HONOURED to be in this

my pronouns are she/they btw!

[unsharpened-pencil-offical]

noooo, my love, we will not be together :CCC alas @pencil-sharpener-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

😔😔😔

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[positivity-offical]

EVERYONE IS SO PERFECT!!!! WHOEVERS READING THIS IS SO PERFECT!!!!

tags: @pencil-sharpener-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @tgirl-offical @britain-offical @australia-offical

[australia-offical]

uhmmmm yk what's perfect? these really specific pens from kmart that are the only ones I will ever buy because they're amazing

tags! @wales-offical @nevada-offical @monster-energy-offical @thing-offical @mum-offical

[thing-offical]

Hmmmm

Fire

Fire is perfect

@temu-offical @possum-offical @tgirl-offical @towel-offical

[book-obsessed-offical]

Anesthesia.

No dreams, no thoughts.

Perfect.

@themostrandommoon @mosquito-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @starrbatz-the-fanatic @swig-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

wowie I'm getting tagged a lot in this

Sunsets and art :]

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[positivity-offical]

EVERYONE IS SO PERFECT!!!! WHOEVERS READING THIS IS SO PERFECT!!!!

tags: @pencil-sharpener-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @tgirl-offical @britain-offical @australia-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

THANK YOU :D

I alr put my thing in but sunsets and art are both perfect to me

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

Why did I just get a Spotify ad for game theory

What is this witchcraft

[spotify-offical]

i mean i am a pagan-

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

ayeeee same!

[perfection-official]

Name one thing yall think is perfect, then tag some moots. Fun idea! Never gon pick up steam I’m betting it

As for perfect, ME! I’m joking, my girlfriend is perfect, I’ll say that.

@evilducks-offical @sanji-offical @duck-offical @james-offical @achillesk1sser @gaslight-offical @sillyglowingmoon-deactivated202 (rip their account 🫡) @writtenbylaufey

[gaslight-offical]

Not to sound self absorbed, but the answer is obviously a gas lamp. Or any cool lamp in general (ex: lava lamp). Everyone should have at least one.

@hallucinations-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @oldersister-offical

(My real answer is my cat and dog.)

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

Sunsets and art :]

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

Ok everyone spam my notifications so that when i wake up in the morning i feel appreciated

[adhd-offical]

Hmmm do you think I have adhd?

Youre a pencil sharpener.

Probably not neurotypical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

indeed

I got diagnised several years ago lollll

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

So we all agree that toasters are terrifying right

[evilducks-offical]

oh my gods there’s so many officals

I think we could make up a full sized high school

Wait someone should make a very convoluted high school au fic of the officalverse it’d be funny

If no one does it I might but the possible depression maaaaay prevent that

[beehive-offical]

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical @giantduckoffical @britain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @towel-official @girl-scouts-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @kash-register-offical @goblin-offical @evil-bread-offical @plushie-offical @trans-official @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-offical @emo-older-brother-offical

if I didn't tag someone (which I most likely didn't), please tag urself/them. I'm going to try to add as many officials as I can. If anyone has a specific role they want to take up, (music teacher, janitor, ghost in an assembly hall) please let me know

[gaslight-offical]

Fine with me! I'd probably be a horrible teacher 💀

"Hey, teacher, you never taught us this!"

"Um, yes I did? It's not my fault you forgot."

Hey, psst @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @sweden-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

id be a really weird ass kid who stays late sometimes for no reason purely to listen to music in peace and use his phone

[evilducks-offical]

oh my gods there’s so many officals

I think we could make up a full sized high school

Wait someone should make a very convoluted high school au fic of the officalverse it’d be funny

If no one does it I might but the possible depression maaaaay prevent that

[beehive-offical]

@satan-offical @whitenailpolishoffical @blacknailpolishoffical @homosexuality-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @asexual-offical @fish-offical @lesbian-offical @bisexual-offical @aroace-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @sappho-offical @ao3-offical @wattpad-offical @aromantic-offical @elvis-offical @hallucinations-offical @nonbinary-homo-offical @watermelon-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @cactus-offical @arsenic-offical @arson-offical @period-offical @orlando-offical @cishet-offical @aesthetic-offical @compy-offical @gatekeep-offical @gaslight-offical @girlboss-offical @america-offical @brazil-offical @australia-offical @cyanide-offical @knife-guy-offical @thing-offical @nblnb-god-offical @zest-offical @sensory-hell-offical @gay-uncle-offical @offical-offical @wine-aunt-offical @blorbo-offical @lie-detector-offical @typo-offical @mental-illness-offical @giantduckoffical @britain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @towel-official @girl-scouts-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @kash-register-offical @goblin-offical @evil-bread-offical @plushie-offical @trans-official @trans-older-brother-offical @emo-offical @emo-older-brother-offical

if I didn't tag someone (which I most likely didn't), please tag urself/them. I'm going to try to add as many officials as I can. If anyone has a specific role they want to take up, (music teacher, janitor, ghost in an assembly hall) please let me know

[gaslight-offical]

Fine with me! I'd probably be a horrible teacher 💀

"Hey, teacher, you never taught us this!"

"Um, yes I did? It's not my fault you forgot."

Hey, psst @pencil-sharpener-offical @amnesia-offical @sweden-offical

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

How have I been in the same fandoms for as long as I have even though my interests change rapidly?

Good question

Next please

[cia-offical]

Heyyyy! So I know you said not to come back after you tried to kill me last time BUT I'm taking over the world and wondered if you wanted to join.

I have a feeling it's a 'no', but thought I might as well ask. 🤷

-@supervillain-offical

you must have a talent for catching me in a foul mood.

whatever. Fine. I suppose I’ll join you…

[supervillain-offical]

I have a talent for catching everyone in a foul mood. I think I often cause the foul mood...

Wait, really?!

[cia-offical]

To be fair I’m almost always in a foul mood. Harder to catch me out of one than in one

and hey. Maybe a little death and destruction will make me feel better who knows

[supervillain-offical]

I see...

Well I was told by some random citizen that I needed to focus on bigger stuff than what I was doing so there shall definitely be death and destruction in my new diabolical, world-conquering plans.

I need to protect my reputation bc I've been called a hero more than once now and it is absolutely intolerable.

Also, random question but why do you have so many hostages? Like, are you holding them for ransom or just holding them for fun or did they do something you disapproved of...?

[cia-offical]

ah. Yeah. You… better get protecting your albeit not very impressive reputation

And as for the hostages they’re there because I get money from them being there. Everything’s always for money

[supervillain-offical]

Yes precisely-I must get to protecting my very impressive reputation indeed!

Of course You hold them for money...I really cannot understand what you all prize so much about money. It's just useless pieces of paper. Why would I take a liking to tiny, green pieces of paper? I rob them from banks and throw them into the ocean all the time, just to make a point.

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

holding hostages for something other than money has prooven to be a lot more fun for everyone involved

I say this as someone who is currently being held hostage for something other than money

[pencil-sharpener-offical]

You think that you're cringe and that makes you uncool(you're wrong. they aren't mutually exclusive, and you're both)

True but also by both do you mean I am cringe and uncool or did you mean cringe and cool