Silver Strider

Hey my name is Silver. instagram:highmelmel sc:stellamew

[kimplz]

PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT

[justiceleague]

She’s just crazy.

[highmelmel]

My love 😍

[highmelmel]

IM BACK BITCHES

[highmelmel]

Instagram

Silversharktooth

[highmelmel]

I need a Christmas bae...

[animatedtext]

[highmelmel]

Me right not

[motionwaltz]

[highmelmel]

Gay cinnamon roll mom

[motionwaltz]

[emylyprentiss]

[highmelmel]

Relationship goals

[highmelmel]

The only time a man should beat his wife and/or kids is while playing video games. There is no sympathy for the weak. Git gud.

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[esmicorazon]

This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her dad but she thinks it’s a game

[woodmeat]

this is the cutest fucking shit ive ever seen

[demonbillionaireofdesertbluffs]

“There’s a monster under my bed!” “Yes. He watches over you at night and chases away your nightmares.”

“There’s a monster in my closet!” “Yes. She loves the smell of the laundry detergent I use, and she’s busy trying to organize your shoes.”

“There’s a monster under the stairs!” “Yes. She collects spiders and he makes sure you don’t trip while going to get water.”

“There’s a monster right outside my window!” “Yes. He’s pulling weeds from the garden and protecting us from burglars.”

“There’s a monster behind the couch!” “Yes. He’s eating all the crumbs you left behind and hiding pennies in the cushions.”

“Oh. Then good night.” “Good night, Dear.”

[mandy-hope-san]

This is how you do parenting!!! Take notes!!!

[originallostboy]

inamermaidlagoon

[harveysnopantsparty-deactivated]

editorincreeps

[highmelmel]

I love how people tag their friends

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

this was a shitload of work so it better get some notes

[daverdad]

the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective

[billywick]

hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA

[fiercefatfeminist]

[fiercefatfeminist]

If this hits 1k notes I’ll legit scream

[fiercefatfeminist]

I had to stop screaming

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

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[firelorcl]

pestilence, war, famine and death

[highmelmel]

Dave, Stuart, Bob, kevin

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

Reblog With The Names Of The Four Minions Show Here For A Chance To Win a Trip To DisneyWorld!

[firelorcl]

pestilence, war, famine and death