I’m Probably Sad Rn

Mostly memes but ya might find some personal shit

[highoranges]

the beauty of 4/20🍃

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Tumblr: “The signs as –”

Me:

[maelwife]

The signs as Britney Spears ignoring zodiac posts: No thanks: scorpio, gemini, capricorn, aries, cancer, virgo Chose your own destiny: libra, pisces, sagittarius, leo, taurus, aquarius

[bounttnuob]

How dare you translate it into zodiac signs when our god just said to make our own destiny

[4gifs]

[maruxee]

I’M DEAD

[prokopetz]

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

[thecarvingwitch]

OH MY GOSH

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

[softfairies]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

[i-am-a-fish]

AAAAAAALLLLL ABOOOOARD!!!!!!!!!

NEXT STATION: FEELING OK TOWN. IT’S ABOUTA BE A BUMPY RIDE, BUT WE’RE GONNA GET THERE

[dankmemeuniversity]

[slowspinningredemption]

my advice for a haunting? real solid 100% foolproof Ghost Advice™? every time something creepy happens, turn in the direction of whatever it was, pause a moment, then slowly lick ur lips and say “…do that again” in ur most seductive voice. the ghost will feel very awkward and leave immediately. 

[slowspinningredemption]

then fuck the ghost you cowards

[greentea4skinny]

why’d you leave me here alone again. you promised…

~i guess u should’ve known right? i never learn…

[juansendizon]

“I think one of my best redeeming traits when it comes to love is that I am afraid to lose it. I am afraid that it will someday leave. I am afraid that it will someday destroy me. And if this fear has taught me anything about falling in love, it’s this: I am very loyal and in need of so much affection and I am not ashamed to admit that I am terrified but at the same time very blessed to be gifted by the universe of such happiness.”

— Juansen Dizon, May 30, 2018

[eternyte-deactivated20210209]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[iamtheaardvark]

These are the best kind of friends to have and the best kind of friends to be

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease

[smallmeanspretty-blog]

weed is zero calories.

my anxiety meds are zero calories.

i literally don’t need food

[godjustkillme]

Me: *shows I care*

Someone: that’s getting annoying can you stop

Me: *stops showing I care*

Someone: you used to be so caring whyd you stop

Me:

[deadwatered]

[highoranges]

i miss how things were when we first started dating. i miss the good morning texts, i miss you, i miss the calls every night, i miss being reminded that the person i love loves me back. i haven’t heard from you in a few days even though the last time we talked you said you’d call me later; i’m still waiting for that call. sometimes i find myself thinking i won’t get that call, but i really hope that you remember and that i do. i wish you’d treat me how you did when we first started dating, but i love you still

[cekarez]

Doctor Strange fighting Thanos