who are you, and how did you find me?!

I am Lizzie. I am a douchenozzle. I believe I am the ultimate feels queen, but I am actually Rapunzel. Or Tressa. Both, really. Either way, I am the lost princess (who happens to be obsessed with getting the best grades- like a certain ginger bitch we don't talk about around here but actually reference a whole lot).

[rulesfear]

No.

A giant white crocodile.

[hihihelo]

You managed to get rumpelstiltskin as a pet? Damn. You're good. 

But if you're being literal, and it is legit a white croc then name it Rumpelstiltskin. And don't trust it if it starts crying. Crocodile tears and all that.

[archivalgenre]

[ Alright, there is a cheeky grin at that—

          but she’s certainly not going to mention which two characters just came to mind, nope. ]

Too much for your female parts. I’ve been inwardly—[ and not so inwardly, cough ]—whimpering about his hands for the past…Christ, forty-five minutes or something. Also, you, ah. Did you mean ‘takes it’ in the way I interpreted that or do I need to clean my mind out again.

[hihihelo]

YES IN THAT FUCKING WAY! Don't remind meeeeeeeeeeee.

 [ and her face is back in the comforter, which isn't doing much comforting....before rolling off of her friend. ]

He's to experienced. I can't do it. I've given up. Goodbye, friend, I am gone.

[rulesfear]

[ is he suppose to give it a name? how often does it eat? — he is wholly unprepared for this and it may get ugly. ]

[hihihelo]

So what did someone throw on you this time? Is it a dog?

[archivalgenre]

whenmylifebegan replied to your post: 

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[hihihelo]

That damn. Wardrobe change. The suit. And then the fairytale land outfit. Without the lizard skin. 

     How does a girl handle all of that. Christ.

[hihihelo]

Oh hell no. I’m not dealing with you. Nope. I know what you can do and NO. 

Iwastotallykiddingaboutunicornbloodand—frick.

[donjuanwasnothing-archive-blog]

And yet, here I am.

Oh? [ And there’s that damned chuckle. ] And what, exactly, can I do?

You know, unicorns aren’t really my forte.

[hihihelo]

THINGS SILAS THINGS! YOU CAN DO THINGS. 

     reallywelltoo….

Somehowwww I don’t think that’s true, Mr. Gold. That’s weird saying it considering you’re not really the Mr. Gold I’musedtospeakingwith. 

[donjuanwasnothing-archive-blog]

   — Hm. Speak of the devil, and all that.

[hihihelo]

Oh hell no. I'm not dealing with you. Nope. I know what you can do and NO. 

Iwastotallykiddingaboutunicornbloodand--frick.

[archivalgenre]

Excuse the flying fuck out of you. 

[ Shifts enough to attempt eye contact—which, given that Lizzie’s face is hidden, is more like staring at the side of her head. ]

I was saying wee and dearie before either of us even knew him, thanks. And don’t fuckin’ talk to me about Silas. Haven’t met him, don’t want to.

[hihihelo]

[ There's a small giggle, muffled, coming from the bedding.]

....Flying fuck....

[ Turning her head to look at Zoe the grin fades. ]

Yeah well, I don't- that doesn't give you the right to use them anymore. It's too much for my female parts okay. I just. UGHHHH. Silas....I swear....he'll be the one who takes it. My unicorn blood spilled upon the floor! OH THE HUMANITY!

[archivalgenre]

 I’m just a wee bit preoccupied, dearie. You’re not the one having to deal with him and his—

     [ Growls. Buries face in pillow. I think that was probably the sound of her quitting. Maybe. ]

[hihihelo]

[ Collapses on top of and burrows face into the mattress]

Do not start that with me. With your wee, and your dearie, and your deal~

I have to deal with him more oft than not-- just be happy it isn't, Silas."

[hihihelo]

WHAT TEAM!?

[archivalgenre]

Oh for the love of—

          The team of I’m about to bite someone’s fuckin’ head off. Do I look like a sports fan to you.

[hihihelo]

Wow you suck.

[whenmylifebegan]

I forgot when exactly you became a cat.

[archivalgenre]

Since always, jackass. And that’s a wildcat to you, while we’re on the subject.

[hihihelo]

WHAT TEAM!?

[archivalgenre]

[ Frustrated snarling of a grand scale. ]

[whenmylifebegan]

I forgot when exactly you became a cat.

[hihihelo]

{ Don't mind the smug one doing homework in the corner. You two are just so amusing...}

[word-stuck]

[yourprettymouth]

[jonnovstheinternet]

Upside-Down Ads Reveal The Subtlety Of Depression

Singapore-based suicide prevention organisation Samaritans of Singapore recently ran a series of ads which cleverly uses ambigrams to highlight the difficulty in understanding and identifying depression. The print ads feature images showing a positive message.

However, when the ad is inverted, a sadder, more depressing message is revealed.

The advertisement’s tagline “The signs are there if you read them” is printed upside-down so that readers will know to flip the ads over.

It also reinforces the message that it is easy to miss the warning signs of depression.

[via]

[hihihelo]

hi megan. please stop reminding me that we're so similar.

for once i'd like to continue to believe that i'm worth something when i'm this low. even after people tell me that i am worth it.