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fallontonight

tastefullyoffensive

Well played, Jaden. [video]

jaicortneys

“Justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are.” ― Benjamin Franklin

memewhore

gotqueensdaily

We don’t have enough young, female antiheroes. We don’t accept women as antiheroes the way we do the men. (credit)

moan-s

uwu-chan-abouttodelete-deactiva

hey like, if you happen to do something abusive because of your mental illness

you still gotta apologize for it????

you still have to accept responsibility???

you can’t expect the people around you to just suck it up when you hurt them because you’re mentally ill.

susiethemoderator

Exactly.

praial

Italy: Tropea, Calabria

moan-s

theinturnetexplorer

laser-free diet.

floatingwithobrien

y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”