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HIS • TRI • ON • IC —— /ˌhistrēˈänik / ( adjective ) 1. overly theatrical or melodramatic in character or style. ( noun ) 1. exaggerated dramatic behavior designed to attract attention. self inspired fandomless oc. as told by geoffrey.

[hiistrionic]

jeff made himself a christmas sweater that says ‘what up my hoe hoe hoes’ and he loves it SO much

[hiistrionic]

       ‘ you know BUZZFEED UNSOLVED & THE GHOSTBUSTERS ? i’m just like them, except twelve times more obnoxious —- ! ’ / indie paranormal investigator oc / written by geoff.

[bytemesoftly]

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[hiistrionic]

ok im around finally what up.

[erectraheart]

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when someone asks you if you’re gay

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

being a guy in love with a guy is not always cute or romantic or soft or tender. sometimes it's pushing your boyfriend's face away yelling because you have viral bronchitis and he keeps trying to kiss you knowing this because he's a himbo with no sense of self preservation

[bering-strait-deactivated202005]

update: he got bronchitis! you'll never guess how

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@hiistrionic

[losermade]

Welcome to Camp Shady Grove !

You and your friends have been invited for a week stay during the off season by a buddy whos family owns the land on which the camp lays on. Upon your arrival, there is an instant suffocating and eerie feeling. The lodge looked as if it had been broken into and there was a note written in paint among the doors that only read ‘IT’S AFRAID OF THE LIGHT’. Attempts to leave the camp ground is futile as the road in has seemed to disappear and puts you into a loop which leads you back to the lodge. Nightfall is coming soon, it’s best to hunker down in one of the cabins until daybreak…but what did that note mean?

A HORROR INSPIRED RP SERVER WHICH IS ALL FANDOM AND OC FRIENDLY. MUNS MUST BE 18+. please reach out to this blog, @derrycheers​ or my discord if you might be interested.

[sofigonzl]

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Lolly

[letyourdreamymemesbememes]

Send 🚿 or ‘Whoops!’ to walk in on my muse in the shower!

[hiistrionic]

tap dances.

[hiistrionic]

       ‘ you know BUZZFEED UNSOLVED & THE GHOSTBUSTERS ? i’m just like them, except twelve times more obnoxious —- ! ’ / indie paranormal investigator oc / written by geoff.

[hraustr-a-deactivated20180612]

‘how do i interact with you’

write me a starter. send me an ask. punch me in the fucking face i don’t care just write with me

[magicrot-arch]

AMBITCHIOUS  ( n ).  an ambitious bitch.                    SYNONYM  : TYLER WOLFE.

[hiistrionic]

jeff when anyone shows interest in him ever: 

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[hiistrionic]

@grindaxe​  / sc.

       “ don’t worry about me ---- i’m tougher than i look , “ he lets out, not really caring that he doesn’t look tough. a lot of people think he’s a wimp. then again, having fought for control of your body with a demon can take a lot out of you. “     and if brute force is required, guns are always an option. “ he’s not that great with a gun either, but he’s trying to seem at least less of a bitch than he is. 

[hiistrionic]

jeff’s therapist: so what do we say when we aren’t getting attention?

jeff: that’s,,,,, homophobic,,,

therapist: no