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The Invasion is definitely up there: very descriptive and a fantastic series hook. But, personal favs are either The Capture or The Conspiracy (Jake really got to eat with his book titles lol). The Capture happening so early in the series really sucks you into the stakes, and The Conspiracy is so evocative of Jake's (deserved) paranoia followed by Marco and the others going rogue to solved the issue without him
This is Logan reminding you: If you’re offered a seat on a rocket ship, don’t ask which seat, just get on. Sheryl Sandberg said that. So don’t leave a message. Go get on that rocket ship. Or, leave a message. Your call. Your decision will tell me a lot about you.
im serious this post makes my day every time i see it. Im not the waitress but it feels so good to be the waitress in this scenario where you can just make someone very happy at nearly no cost to yourself. In a very direct way it makes me happy to know this waitress and people like her are out there, and in an indirect way it makes me feel appreciated to imagine that people ive done things for were indeed cheered by it.
Top 10 BtVS characters (as voted by my followers): #9 —Daniel “Oz” Osbourne (43.3%)
↳ Oz, don’t you love me? My whole life, I’ve never loved anything else.
What is your favourite Inquisitor origin?: Dalish elf/Lavellan (58.9%), human/Trevelyan (16.8%), Vashoth/Adaar (14.9%), dwarf/Cadash (9.4%)
Who was your first romance?: Cullen (24.3%), Dorian (16.6%), Solas (16.3%), Josephine (15.1%), Blackwall (8.6%), Iron Bull (8.3%), Sera (7.1%), Cassandra (3%), I didn't romance anyone (0.7%)
Who is your favourite romance?: Dorian (24.9%), Solas (20%), Josephine (14.9%), Cullen (11.6%), Blackwall (9.2%), Iron Bull (7.1%), Sera (7.8%), Cassandra (4.2%), I've never romanced anyone (0.4%)
Who is your favourite advisor?: Josephine (56.4%), Leliana (30.8%), Cullen (12.8%)
If you could make one non-romanceable companion romanceable, who would you go for?: Vivienne (60.2%), Varric (32.5%), Cole (7.2%)
Which DLCs have you played?: Trespasser (91.4%), The Descent (88.4%), Jaws of Hakkon (88.3%), none of them (5.8%)
Did Solas do anything wrong?: Yes (90.6%), no (9.4%)
What was the gender of your Inquisitor?: Female (65.2%), male (26%), I headcanon them to be nonbinary (8.7%)
What origin was your Inquisitor?: Dalish elf/Lavellan (59.9%), human/Trevelyan (21.7%), Vashoth/Adaar (12.3%), dwarf/Cadash (6.1%)
What class was your Inquisitor?: Mage (57%), rogue (30.3%), warrior (12.8%)
What specialisation was your Inquisitor?: Rift Mage (26.9%), Knight Enchanter (25.5%), Assassin (17.2%), Tempest (9.1%), Champion (6.3%), Necromancer (4.4%), Reaver (4.3%), Artificer (4%), Templar (2.1%)
Who did your Inquisitor romance?: Solas (25.4%), Dorian (18%), Cullen (15.5%), Josephine (12.1%), Blackwall (7.6%), Iron Bull (7.4%), Sera (5.7%), none of the above (5.5%), Cassandra (2.9%)
Aside from their romance, who would you say were your Inquisitor's best friends?: Dorian (66.2%), Varric (56.9%), Cole (44.4%), Cassandra (42.8%), Iron Bull (41.6%), Josephine (37.4%), Sera (36.2%), Vivienne (25.6%), Solas (23.4%), Blackwall (21.7%), Leliana (20.1%), Cullen (9.7%), none of the above (0.7%)
Who did your Inquisitor NOT get along with?: Vivienne (29%), Cullen (28.6%), they genuinely get along with everyone (28.3%), Sera (23.8%), Solas (22.5%), Cassandra (14.7%), Blackwall (12.3%), Iron Bull (7%), Cole (4.1%), Varric (3.2%), Leliana (2.9%), Dorian (2.5%), Josephine (1.3%)
Did the Inquisition recruit Dorian?: Yes and he stayed to the end (76.4%), yes but he planned to return to Tevinter after the final battle (23.3%), no (0.2%), yes but he left early (0.1%)
Did Dorian meet with his father, and if so, how did the meeting go?: They did not reconcile (50.1%), they reconciled (49.7%), didn't meet his father (0.2%)
Did the Inquisitor have a positive relationship with Dorian?: Yes (98.2%), no (1.8%)
Did the Inquisition recruit Blackwall?: Yes and he stayed to the end (95.5%), yes but he left early (4.1%), no (0.5%)
What happened after Blackwall's disappearance?: Blackwall left prison as Rainier (58.7%), Blackwall left prison as Grey Warden (35.6%), Blackwall left prison as false Grey Warden (2.5%), Blackwall remained imprisoned (2.1%), didn't investigate (1.1%)
Did the Inquisitor have a positive relationship with Blackwall?: Yes (90.4%), no (9.6%)
Did Cassandra decide to rebuild the Seeker Order?: Yes (85.4%), no (14.6%)
Did the Inquisitor have a positive relationship with Cassandra?: Yes (89.9%), no (10.1%)
Did the Inquisition recruit Cole?: Yes (98.7%), no (0.9%), yes but he left early (0.3%)
Was Cole's growth swayed in one way or the other during his time with the Inquisitor?: Cole became more human (68.7%), Cole became more spirit (30%), didn't help Cole (1.3%)
Did the Inquisitor have a positive relationship with Cole?: Yes (97.1%), no (2.9%)
Did Varric pursue his lead on the source of the red lyrium?: Yes (99.4%), no (0.6%)
Did the Inquisitor have a positive relationship with Varric?: Yes (97.4%), no (2.6%)
Did the Inquisition recruit Iron Bull?: Yes (99.8%), no (0.2%)
Was the Iron Bull loyal to the Qun, or did he become a Tal-Vashoth?: Became Tal-Vashoth (92.7%), loyal to the Qun (7.3%)
Did the Inquisition recruit Sera?: Yes and she stayed to the end (96.3%), yes but she left early (3.1%), no (0.6%)
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
i am once again making a silly little zine abt covid safety but this time it is very unserious and not educational at all so if ur new here and dont know what the Heck i am on about. here's a place to start!
id:
slide 1:
a photo of the front cover of a black & white printed zine held up in front of a quilt in the background. top text of the zine cover reads: "reasons I love wearing my mask in public" with bottom text in parentheses: "besides the on-fire garbage can that is public health these days." a cartoon drawing of Maria, a pale genderfluid person with a buzzcut and glasses, is winking and doing a peace sign. she is wearing a boat-style mask with a star mask chain and crayon earrings.
slide 2:
top text: "1: I haven't had a man tell me to smile in 6 years." Below is a drawing of Maria walking down the sidewalk wearing a black mask, a cat cropped t-shirt, patched jeans, & star earrings. They are carrying a Mitski tote bag and look unbothered with their eyes closed as a man who looks a lot like the distracted boyfriend meme holds up a finger as if he was about to speak, but just looks confused as his speech bubble reads "..." Bottom text: "I simply cannot go back."
slide 3:
Top text: "2: I don't have to make facial expressions." Below Maria is waving and wearing a polo shirt, blank face emoji earrings, & an apron that says "JOB" with a name tag attached. Maria stares blankly behind her mask. Bottom text: "autism wins!"
slide 4:
Top text: "3: I can sing to myself on walks without being spotted by traffic." Below is Maria strolling down the sidewalk with cars in the background, wearing a mask, a baseball cap, and a Phantom of the Opera t-shirt. Maria has a speech bubble of floaty text singing "aangel of muuusic" with music notes floating around.
slide 5:
Top text: "4: mask chains!" below is a boat-style mask with a mask chain made of letter beads that spell "yippee." Bottom text: "another layer of accessory-maxxing."
slide 6:
Top text: "5: adds to my aura of being the mysterious and unknowable coworker." Below Maria stands in their job apron with a black mask & mushroom earrings surrounded by question marks. Text around Maria reads "what do they look like??" "we are literally on the clock!!" "wouldn't you like to know weatherboy!!"
slide 7:
Top text: "6: nobody knows I'm eating fruit snacks." Below is Maria with her mask on wearing strawberry earrings looking nonchalant as text points to her saying "maria acting normal." In the bottom left corner we see through the mask like an x-ray showing Maria chewing as she holds a scooby-doo gummy. Text pointing to this drawing reads "the REAL maria."
slide 8:
Back cover of the zine shows Maria shrugging wearing a striped shirt, overalls with a heart patch on the front, and worm earrings. Top text: "of course none of these things are more important than keeping you & your community safe from preventable illnesses but if for some wild reason you don't care about that. this is everything the government doesn't want you to know!!" Below is the instagram logo and Maria's handle: @maria.therese.art
This one goes out to the anon competing at the International Barbershop Harmony convention! I think Grace is smart enough to put that card together pretty quickly.
Eridian Welcoming Committee courtesy of @justcakethanks
thinking about how, when adam and blue were going out, they argued because adam didn’t talk to her about things
which is exactly why blue ends up with gansey, who calls her at ungodly hours just to talk about mundane shit, and adam “i don’t want to talk” parrish ends up with ronan “the fuck would i talk about” lynch
you do kind of have to actively shape how you feel a little bit. you can't just like, passively wait for the world to impress and inspire you. you have to choose to look for it & you have to choose to find it.