I like my music real loud

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[kristina100000]

i love when the woman in my bluetooth earbuds says connected... yes we are girl <3

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[ruinedchildhood]

Live look at the White House

[astraeaxiii]

To the woman that fought for so long to make our country a better one. Rest in peace Ruth Bader Ginsburg

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[coyotesmokebreak]

[galaxianbitch]

How do i articulate how fucking Premium this content is

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[delta-breezes]

Sam Elkins

[meanplastic]

when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been

[weavemama]

KIDS ARE SO RUTHLESS

[weavemama]

“You look slow and easy to kill”

[twinkprincessmoved-deactivated2]

Jeremy didn’t come to play 

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[bluraycharles]

This is better than the LGBTQ section of netflix 

[unclefather]

[crap-userrname16]

[bunniope]

of course i cum fast ive got fish to catch

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.