feather dance

why are we still here?? just to suffer?? every day i get attacked by rock-types

[parkchanwoohoo]

detective pikachu is NOT A COP. he is a PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR and he said FUCK blue lives

[fallershipping]

Flamigosis

[hikoutype]

i don’t know if someone’s already pointed this out, but something i find ridiculously adorable is that hassel doesn’t call gible “professor gible” in japanese?? instead, he calls him フカマル先輩 (fukamaru-senpai)

hassel refers to the other teachers as 先生 (sensei), but he gives gible seniority and treats him like his mentor..........i love this old man

ハッサクさん．．．本当に可愛いですね（おじさんですけどｗｗｗｗ)

[scalproie]

your favorite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours?

scyther

its scyther apparently

scyther

obviously scyther

scyther I guess

Scyther i'm told.

Voting ended onJan 29, 2023

[hikoutype]

local salaryman caught dissociating in public by concerned bystanders, three dead, thousands injured

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

[goobra]

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

[shy-marker-pliers]

fuck man aren’t we all

[hikoutype]

a pokémon sideblog bc i am not, unfortunately, immune to brain rot 😔😔