nebulous + bewildered

a ghost too tired to do much haunting

[konwasie]

literally me

[spellinwaiting]

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[retroactivebakeries]

you see people talk about twink and bear as if they’re the alpha and omega, but really, how many people actually fall into those categories as defined? even if you toss in otters, that’s still tremendously limited. we need a new category: the shambling husk

[sandmandaddy69]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[thememedaddy]

[rationalisms]

using a pumice stone isn't very butch of you

i need you to know that this is already a top contender for funniest anon message of the year for me

[deergirlsrituals]

[falseficus]

nevertheless, we ball

[falseficus]

thereupon we ball

[falseficus]

to sleep, perchance to ball

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[troutreznor]

a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app

[daftpatience]

this is what i wanted to make! feel free 2 use this for whatever i love you

[un-monstre]

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

[dimensions-allofthem]

im obsessed with whatever the hell demi is doing this episode

[zoriety]

>wine enjoyers be like 'this one is so very dry'

>taste it

>it's wet

[smieska]