Box o' Hilarity

A place full of half baked ideas and partially formed thoughts.

[bob-belcher]

Galavant (2015)

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

When your Persuasion or Intimidation is really high.

[gaafvahdin]

@missmarionmc 😍 

[missmarionmc]

Sweetie plz

[hilarityinabox]

YOU DO NOT SEE GRAUG

[mediamattersforamerica]

WHAT.

[spiroandthelacktones]

This is fucking vile it gives cops an excuse to act like everyone with a cell phone has a gun, this is going to lead to soooooo many more murders that cops get to walk away from and they fucking know that… and not only that but it’s going to make recording the police on a phone that much harder too… again, they aren’t stupid, they know these things, they also know that creating the idea that anyone’s cellphone could be a gun is a good way to stoke the paranoia that they use to sell people guns in the name of self defense, it’s a sickeningly calculated move

[marzipanandminutiae]

my intense fear caused by any slightly unhappy-looking white guy reaching into his pocket can no longer be quelled by the appearance of what looks like a phone

so

that’s fun

[firebirdscratches]

full offense, fuck your gun fetish, America.

[hilarityinabox]

You are turning what should never be Magical Realmed into a Magical Realm. Stop sticking your fetishes into our lives, NRA.

[micdotcom]

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

[annakie]

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for.  It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known.  I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

[brianadeshe]

Because this is crucially important

[gayforbagels]

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action. 

[almighty-hail]

Aaaaaha, well you got fucked over, then.

Because it’s illegal to stop someone from being unable to talk about their salary.

@gayforbagels the moment you saw/see that in a contract, run like hell. And report the company to the feds, because they are LITERALLY breaking the law.

[gayforbagels]

@almighty-hail WHAT I never knew this!! Thank you for the update!

[fictional-seviper]

Job Boards like Indeed, Glassdoor, and LinkedIn also have crowd sourced salary information for a ton job titles by location. You can use them to get a quick estimate of what other people have reported earning while providing your own info to better the sites’ estimates.

When in doubt, you can also use those same sites to look up open positions in your job area. Salary estimates come with many companies’ job offerings and can demonstrate what companies are actually offering new employees.

[hilarityinabox]

This’d be nicer if it wasn’t probably skimmed off of Reddit.

[cincodemayonaisee]

WARNING: ANIMAL CRUELTY

Apparently people have been adopting dogs and either killing them themselves or dropping them to a kill shelter (and one even said they were flying them to poor Asian areas to be eaten) under the Twitter hashtag #pitbulldropoff

This is completely cruel and evil and word needs to get around about these demons so everyone knows what these demons are planning to do to dogs once they get ahold of them.

If you know someone or if you yourself is planning to give away a pitty by craigslist soon, DONT and wait for awhile!!!! They act like they’re going to adopt them and act all nice then they get rid of them, don’t be fooled!!

DM me for uncensored names!!!!!!!!

[cisnowflake]

Someone should tell these people I will fucking end them.

[celestial-naiad]

What the fuck?? If I ever meet someone that does this shit we’re gonna have a fuckin field day.

[werewolf-cuddles]

Somebody better call John Wick

[hst3000]

This is so tragic. Imagine the people who think they’re giving their boy or girl to a good new home… :’(

[klaxustarah]

I’m not the biggest dog fan, but seriously?? Their reasoning doesn’t even make sense

[senpais-stuff-deactivated201812]

OH NO don’t worry I’m killing these kids so they don’t grow up to be serial killers to protect other childern, who I have to kill because those fuckers are going to become serial killers

[hucowgoddess-deactivated2019011]

They’re fucking monsters. Someone should put them down. SAVE THE PITBULLS!

^ Definitely not the face of evil.

[hilarityinabox]

Dogs are only made to be hostile if trained that way. Otherwise they end up as derpy little things that require love and bellyrubs.

[whatthebec]

nobody on this website knows what communism is

[flipphonegoth]

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

[midorikonton]

no, that’s communion

communism is when you pay an artist to make art for you

[hilarityinabox]

No, that’s commission.

Communism is a business firm which is approved by the state.

[foodstims]

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[biologyisyourfriend]

that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol 

[whitegirlsaintshit]

when he pulls out

[billiondollarblog]

[hilarityinabox]

Schlurp.

[empressreborn-deactivated201812]

US representatives pile questions on the FCC regarding net neutrality comment process

The order to roll back net neutrality may have been made (though it's not quite in effect yet), but the fight to restore it is ongoing. Twenty-four members of..

Keep the pressure on, everyone.  We definitely want Ajit Pai and the other two under a microscope.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.

[hilarityinabox]

Squeeze, make him squirm. It is more amusing that way.

[jones-friend]

I, too, like throwing random cards on the table

[towel-guy]

you forgot

[jones-friend]

Father, son

Holy ghost

[hilarityinabox]

Wild Evocation kinda reminds me of Macro Cosmos...

[yourplayersaidwhat]

I just wanted to send this to you because why

[vaynmm]

hahahahahhahaha yeah

[i-whiteneko]

If @bannableoffense was a dnd character would bannable go into the Gorge? Or would the man-eating part be too much in the “I might like spiders but I’m not going to feed myself to them” sort of way? 

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

Counterpoint: maneating, not woman eating

[hilarityinabox]

It’ll eat you anyway. Spiders do not care about their meals, save for that they’re tasty and nutritious.

[weavemama]

☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾

[hilarityinabox]

But what if the government gets to the point where it is truly unjust and we have no means to begin revolution? What say you then?

[torturelabyrinth]

i found the absolute hottest take of 2017

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

[hilarityinabox]

I personally blame Toxoplasmosis Gondii is to blame.

[snowyfeline]

local thirsty peacekeeper comes across opponents, decides to fuck instead for the 15th time, loses her goddamn mind, because she’s a crazy cunt like that. more at 2.

bonus:

[hilarityinabox]

Lewdkeeper no.

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

[hilarityinabox]

Posted this once and I’ll say it again. I don’t think the police run a cult of personality or have nuclear weapons with the intent of using them, now do they? The above three are wrong, but these isolated incidents pale in comparison to the mass famines and human rights violations in North Korea. I know this is important to you, but if you’re burned in nuclear hellfire because some fathead with a god complex and a bad haircut accidentally caused World War Three, it won’t really matter much, will it?

[thevoluntaryist-deactivated2018]

[hilarityinabox]

I don’t think the police run a cult of personality or have nuclear weapons with the intent of using them, now do they? The above three are wrong, but these isolated incidents pale in comparison to the mass famines and human rights violations in North Korea. I know this is important to you, but if you’re burned in nuclear hellfire because some fathead with a god complex and a bad haircut accidentally caused World War Three, it won’t really matter much, will it?

[thetrippytrip]

If he manages to get that story viral, he’ll get a job 5 times better than his last one #youknowwhatImean

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Good man. Bad corporate policy

[yourownpetard]

But why was he fired? I mean I read the reason, but why???

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

Liability. Corporates don’t want people to potentially get injured on the job or otherwise escalate a situation because then they’d get sued or have to pay worker’s comp. Or both.

At one of my jobs I was told not even to stop a shoplifter, just report it after they left.

Breathtakingly shitty policy ethically, but understandable.

[hilarityinabox]

Understandable, yes, but also completely unacceptable.

[we-love-gaming]

Batman logic

[jukeboxemcsa]

This reminds me of playing City of Heroes. To keep the game’s Teen rating, they insisted on sticking to the claim that you were ‘arresting’ supervillains. After a while, crime-fighting started to feel like the Murderer’s Row song from 'Chicago’. “And so I had to arrest him. I arrested him right in the face with my battle axe.”

[hilarityinabox]

“We apprehended them.”

“Why is the one’s face bleeding?”

“We... apprehended him with an axe.”

[the-cursed-swordsman]

Alice’s Fantasy Illusion- Monster Girl Quest OVA part 1

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

dear lord there’s an OVA for monmusu quest?

[hilarityinabox]

SAY WHAT!?