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Hello! I'm Towel. Mainly MtG. He/They, adult, bi, spanish.

[googlyeyesonmagiccards]

Daaaaa bears

[333near]

[maxxipad]

not his name.

[freelance-fiend]

[spinchs-field]

accidentally wrote “never mill yourself” like yeah i don’t think anyone would do that unless they’re wheat or perhaps a rice

[spinchs-field]

what the fuck happens in Magic the Gathering dawg

[molabuddy]

ohhhhhh we're all gonna die okay

[beesmygod]

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

[hexdrake]

never stops being funny

[silverbirching]

EVERYONE APOLOGIZE TO MOHG.

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

[ismenes]

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

[lindleland]

the problem millennials + older have with trying to understand the 67 meme is that they keep trying to compare it to past funny numbers.

listen. 67 is not 69. it's not 420, or 21, or 42.

it's E.

you remember this shit?

it's this. 67 is E.

[lindleland]

i'm gonna be honest with you all i straight-up did not notice that the E in this picture was fucked up. i don't know what's going on here and i'm scared

[whatsthatmagiccard]

Cancer makes you lose 3 life.

[whatsthatmagiccard]

FOOD CURES CANCER.

[sadclowncentral]

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

[sumverendus]

[sandpancakecat]

[modogoblin]

[certifiedgirlthing]

[vexwerewolf]

Let people have fun actually

[witchesofmars-deactivated201611]

controversial gore sculptures by Chinese artist Cao Hui

[catchymemes]

[pigswithwings]

If you don't feel interested in romance, don't often have crushes, or dislike the idea of romance in general, I have news for you: Rare Sierra Nevada Red Fox Spotted In Southern Sierra Area For First Time In Nearly A Century

[mtg-talk]

Wild that under all that armor he's actually a dinosaur. Guess that's what I get for not reading The Silmarillion.

[pankendev]

whatever. does this to you

[pankendev]

[tennant]

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION (1987-1994) “Haven” (1.11)

[toloveviceforitself]

True and valid