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HOW MUCH CAN YOU TAKE? 'CAUSE I'LL GO 'TILL I ACHE ...
Cum, cum 'till you cry.
𝄞 synopsis: it's been three days since your best friend, SAE ITOSHI, had gone to your place. three days since you ruined the friendship. three days since he ate you out. when you visited his house by routine, you didn't expect to be alone with him in his bedroom. when you were in his bedroom, you didn't expect to ruin the friendship a second time.
𝄞 disclaimer: SEQUEL TO CHILDHOOD BSF!SAE X READER PT1 ! HOWEVER, NOT NECESSARY TO PRE-READ.
𝄞 contains: SMUT, fem!reader, reader has a mom, they r 19, swearing, childhood best friends, family friends & neighbours, experienced!sae, inexperienced!reader, bratty!reader, shy!reader, sort of shy!sae, snippet of oral (f receiving), making out, marking, hickeys, nipple play (f receiving), mutual masturbation, handjob, fingering, overstimulation (f & m receiving), dacryphilia, reader kicks him in the balls once, lil bit of miscommunication, sae calls reader idiot, stupid, dumbass, and a perv LOL, both r yappers
𝄞 word count: 8.3k + 614 bonus !
𝄞 credits: @g-gulp for making banner and discussing w/ me! also my irl friend for beta reading <3
𝄞 A/N: SPIT IN MY PUSSY
Ever since you were a child, everyone always flocked to Sae.
Whether it was because of his promising future or his looks, something about the boy attracted attention. And if it weren't for his somewhat abhorrent personality, you would even say he was made for the spotlight.
You say 'somewhat abhorrent' because even though he had a tendency to be an asshole, he was still one of your closest friends. That fact alone sparked enough controversy around school.
Pressing your phone to your ear, your mom yelled. "We have plans today with your aunt, so don't cause me any trouble!"
You sighed into the device. "Plans? Another dinner?"
"Yes. What's that tone for?"
"...Nothing. What time do I come home?"
"What time? You know what time, you—"
The line cut off, replaced with a loud dial sound. Great, you thought, placing your phone into your pocket.
You decided to pay a visit to the football field and bother Sae, who apparently liked to pretend he didn't know you. That you were some random girl telling him what's for dinner. What time he needed to be home. It was mildly understandable, since his rowdy teammates would always make a big deal out of it.
Because, frankly, you weren't his mother.
And you especially weren't his girlfriend.
husband!satoru when you keep kissing his face when he’s talking
satoru loved hearing himself talk. which was unfortunate for you. because once he started talking, he never seemed to stop.
today’s topic happened to be something about a movie he had watched yesterday. you had stopped paying attention five minutes ago.
“and then the guy looks at him and actually-“
you leaned over and kissed his cheek. satoru paused. “…anyway,” he continued. “then he was like-”
another kiss. this time a little closer to the corner of his mouth. he blinked. “are you listening?”
you nodded. “mhm.”
“good.” he continued. “so then-“
kiss.
his sentence died immediately. you tried not to smile. “what was that for?” he asks, pouty.
you shrugged. “wanted to.”
satoru stared at you for a second before continuing. “right. as i was saying-“
kiss.
“hey.”
kiss.
“seriously.”
kiss.
you could see him fighting back a smile.
“you know,” he says, trying to sound annoyed, “most wives let their husbands finish speaking.”
you hummed. “i’m not most wives.”
he rolled his eyes. “obviously.”
satoru tried one last time. “so the movie ends and-“
you grabbed his face and kissed the tip of his nose. silence. he stared at you. you stared back.
“…forgot what i was talking about.”
you smiled. “finally.”
“don’t sound so happy.”
he wrapped an arm around your waist and pulled you into his lap. “you did that on purpose.”
“did what?”
“made me forget.”
you smiled innocently. “i have no idea what you’re talking about.”
satoru narrowed his eyes. then immediately kissed your cheek.
once. twice. three times.
until you were laughing and trying to push him away. “okay, okay!”
“no,” he said, grinning against your skin. “i wasn’t finished talking.”
“you literally forgot.”
“details.”
he kissed your forehead. then your cheek. then the corner of your mouth.
“will you ever let me talk?” he asks.
you kiss him to shut him up, wrapping your hands around his neck. his arms wrap around your waist, pulling you in closer.
“okay i would actually rather kiss you than talk.” he smiles and pecks your lips.
you grin and smush his cheeks. “cuteness aggression….”
Mildly nsfw/spicy Pantalone x Reader thought that’s mostly a joke, mild 6.6 spoilers
Based on a convo with @meefy :3
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Imagine Pantalone with a bodyguard/assistant reader!
He tells you that the two of you will be going out together, and you can't help but feel excited. After all, it will be the first time you've done something with him outside of work.
After stopping by a few places, he leads you into a jewelry store. It's the first time in your life you've ever stepped into such a luxurious jewelry boutique.
He shows you a beautiful piece and asks for your opinion. With a small smile, you tell him that you love it, stupidly assuming it's meant for you.
Then he casually says,
"Her Majesty would love this, I think. If you approve of it as well."
That's when you realize the necklace is actually a gift for the Tsaritsa. Before you can stop yourself, a flicker of disappointment crosses your face, unintentionally.
Not wanting him to notice and give him something to tease you with, you quietly tell him,
"I'll sit over there for a while."
You move to another corner of the shop while he continues browsing the jewelry and placing orders.
A little later, your eyes drift toward a bracelet displayed near the back of the store. The colors immediately catch your attention, silver and deep violet, reminiscent of Pantalone's rings.
For a moment, you can't help but admire it.
Then you notice there isn't even a price tag attached.
With a silent sigh, you remind yourself to know your place and not get carried away.
At the end of the day, he asks you to leave the purchases in his office before you head back. He returns to his own quarters while you drop off the packages and make your way to your room.
But when you enter, you find an elegant gift bag sitting neatly on your desk.
You were confused but you opened it anyways. Inside, there was the bracelet you had been staring at earlier in the jewelry store.
Tucked beneath it is a handwritten note:
You were so obvious with your expressions whole day.
So next time, instead of convincing yourself on what you should or shouldn't have, try asking me first.♡
— Feofan.
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ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ🪽་༘࿐ Miscellaneous Pantalone head cannons
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who buys you both the most beautiful, crystalline rings to adorn your delicate fingers and buys himself a matching ring to wear.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who has many elegant jewelry pieces that rotate depending on his whim but the pieces that match your own rings never leave the rotation.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who always settles into a lush, steamy bath in your shared tub at the end of the day. He only insists on the best for his dearest and he’ll never let you bathe without the essentials. The essentials being candles, petals, bath salts, etc.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who’s stupidly good at negotiating and every time you chide or plea with him to cut down on his rather unsavory habit of smoking he placates you with nothing but reassuring apologies and a gentle, velvet clad hand on the small of your back guiding you away.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who’s work keeps his schedule very busy but to Pantalone his time is currency. His attention is a sacred, intense thing and it’s only delt out in increments but for you he gives unabashedly. There’s always ways to make time for what you love and Pantalone is quite deft in making sure you’re never neglected.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who drags a rather reluctant you to balls or “diplomatic” events. His presence is usually required at such things and while he himself loathes the false pleasantries and pious creatures glancing to him with favor it’s so much tolerable with you at his side. Although Pantalone would much prefer you to stay in the comfort of your home. The people at these events are such ..troublesome creatures. He’d hate for you to feel uncomfortable or worse to be looked upon with contempt. Yet you always look so breath taking when you’re adorned in the dresses he gifts you.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who lavishes you with as many gifts and everything your heart could desire but his heart truly lies in words. Pantalone is a smart man, he knows that words are as powerful extension as the user chooses. They can be soothing and saccharine or venomous and rallying depending on a well placed compliment, passive aggressive criticism, or biting inflection. Therefore Pantalone is always one to vocalize just how loved you are. He’ll shower you in the sweetest nicknames, compliments, etc.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who adores seeing your face light up when you shop. When you’d first dated the renowned harbinger you politely, almost bordering meekly, declined his invitations to send you on a little shopping spree but Pantalone if anything is very persistent and convincing, he knows when to be a subtle force puppeteering from behind the scenes or when to take the reigns rather quickly. Now you’re a very pampered thing and you hardly have a protest about “wasting his mora” as you put it.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who will wake you with breakfast in bed. The warm sun will stream through your velvet curtains and onto your sleep addled face in warm rays. You’re always pleasantly surprised when he graces you with a kiss to the forehead and gently places the tray into your hands. He’s surprisingly a good cook. As you rest beneath your fluffy duvets and silken sheets and happily nip at your meal you can’t help but feel so blessed to have him.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who will wrap you up in his heavy, thick fur coat as you stand with him beneath the dotted starry sky on your grand balcony. The Snezhnayan air is biting and stark compared to the warm air of your home. In times such as these Pantalone may be entirely quiet or regal you with tales, complaints, or commentary on his coworkers, work, etc. You don’t exactly always follow but you’re always willing to listen and it’s something that he adores. Pantalone will wrap you up close to keep you warm. You’ll chide him as he pulls a cigarette out to have a quick smoke and he’ll just smile swiftly changing the topic to how beautiful you are or something else.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who will guide you round and round the smooth, polished floors of your rosewood floor as the low, soothing notes of music fill the air. You’re not the best dancer but it’s always sweet to unwind via waltz. You like the silken feeling of his glove clad hands on your skin as he leads in step.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who will trail warm, plush kisses down you back as you try on one of the many dresses he’s bought you. He’s quite distracting and it’ll lead to flushed cheeks and huffs about him stoping. He’ll gently hold your waist and coo about how utterly perfect you look and you’ll lightly hit his shoulder telling him to go work or something else but bother you. He’ll give a stupid charming chuckle of his and see himself out but not without a kiss.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who will rest his head against your chest when he’s had a particularly stressful day. Too many talks, request, paperwork, meetings. You’ll guide him to your chest and card your fingers through his thick, soft locks. Simply providing your attention is so wonderful to him. He’ll huff and complain about his stress but your kisses always placate.
— ᨳଓ Pantalone who insist you take your rightful seat in his lap as he works. Paperwork upon paperwork is tiring after a while but having your weight and warmth nearby is perfect. He can scribble away with one hand while the other reverently trails up your side. He’ll rest his chin on your head and breathe in the smell of your sweet shampoo. The air is still and silent besides your shared breaths and the flicker of your fireplace.
—First kiss ୨୧ Childexgn!Reader
୨୧wc: ~540
“How many people have you kissed before?”
“None,” Ajax whispered, his breath ghosting over your lips.
Your words were intended to be playful, but the lack of hesitation in his answer brought all your thoughts to a halt and made your brain short-circuit.
When he started asking you out, you came to peace with the knowledge that a handsome guy like him probably had his fair share of experience in this. Even as he currently looked down at you with those mesmerizing sapphire eyes of his, you couldn’t fathom how he, out of all people, hadn’t been so much as kissed by anyone.
—Period comfort headcanons ⟡ Childe x afab!Reader
⟡ wc: ~800
⟡ [a/n]: for @fairexy78 bc our periods synchronized and we literally went "how can we make this about Childe"
(Divider by: @saradika-graphics)
⟡ The first time you bled out on his sheets after sleeping over was a huge mishap on your part. You could have sworn your period was supposed to come three days later. You were absolutely mortified as you apologized profusely at the sight of his pristine white blankets stained with huge blood patches, blaming yourself for not being more careful.
⟡ Only for him to calmly gather them for laundry like he normally would and get you a clean change of clothes, pecking your forehead before reassuring you it was no big deal.
from millie: listen… i have no excuse to be writing another smut blurb but that i am practicing my writing LOL, don't throw tomatoes pls… (also no way am i moaning childe in bed LMAO wtf)
warnings: light smut, afab reader.
Puffs of his breath tickles your cheeks, his forehead lovingly pressed against yours as his hips piston in and out of your cunt. Ajax hisses, breath stuttering and knuckles whitening from how tight he is gripping the pillow below your head.
"Fuck, baby. Missed me that badly?" He sighs, "You're squeezing me—shit—so tight!"
Your own hands wander his body. From his nape, to your nails scratching his muscled shoulders. You leave your own marks on the expanse of his milky skin, red scratches decorating his back. Your back arches when he hits a particular spot, your pussy clenching around his dick.
A moan of his name leaves your lips, "M-missed you… Ajax." The knot in your stomach tightens and tightens, until you unravel. Your hands immediately find his ginger locks, gripping them tightly that causes him to fall apart.
Your moans and how tight you clenched around him as you came drives him to chase his own orgasm. Ajax lets go of the rhythm he set, frantic in his thrusting as he presses your thighs to your chest. His fingers knead the soft flesh on the back of your thighs.
"F-fuck… Cumming—let me cum inside you, baby." He begged reverently on your lips, hips stuttering as he struggles to hold back. You nod feverishly, the tip of your tongue swiping out to wet yours and his lips.
His whines rise in pitch, muffled only by how he's breathing it into your neck. His own orgasm washes over him, his spine tingling as warm spurts of cum coats your insides.
Ajax carefully lowers his on top of yours. Sweaty skin on skin, he sighs out contentedly into your neck. A smile on his lips as he presses more kisses above your heartbeat.
"Missed my girl more."
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what are your thoughts on the hc that childe has a breeding kink bc i’ve seen a lot of people hc that 👀
Fun fact, I did partly write about Childe with a breeding kink back in Cinnamon Girl! which you can only find on AO3 bc I despise my characterization of him back then.
The thing with this headcanon is that it feels like one of those that the fandom agreed on only because he has a plethora of siblings, and is probably the character with the biggest biological family; I believe he has at least seven siblings. But it happens to fit his character so well that it might as well have been intentional.
He's not the one to do it fully with the intention of getting his partner knocked up; he's not checking your cycle calendar to make sure he gets you pregnant from the get go.
This man is very good at hiding how fixatedly possessive he is until he is balls deep inside you. And the only thing he is good at in that moment is just to come inside of you as many times as he physically can to make sure you're still stuffed with him by the time he pulls out.
CHILDE 🏝️
Curious to see what you'll cook up with this Rinnie,,, Childe was my first love so he has a special place in my heart <3
This event is so fun btw,,, looking forward to seeing other requests come in hehehe
im having so much fun with this event hjsdfhjsd coming up with ideas based on so little is actually rlly fun ^^ and its a good writing exercise too! hope you enjoyyyyy hehe 🧡🧡
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The bitter cold of Snezhnaya is impossible to fully stave off.
Even as Childe bundles you up in his thick harbinger coat, still warm from his body heat, the cold still lingers in your body down to your very bones. You can't help but sink deeper into the slight warmth the large coat provides, lamenting in the fact that even the lingering smell of your lover in the fabric does little to soothe your discomfort.
"I'm sorry," Childe apologizes to you for what must be the hundredth time in the last hour, his deft hands moving up to fret with your scarf. He's tied the front into a cutesy little bow, the same way you watched him do with Tonia just earlier that day. "Really— As soon as this meeting is over, we'll take a vacation somewhere. Just us, no work involved."
"No work involved?" You can't help but question, voice muffled by the soft material of the scarf that Childe has so dutifully and lovingly suffocated you with.
"Okay, less work involved," He corrects, expression a little thoughtful and a little sad at the same time. You feel a bit bad for the way guilt flickers across his expression— in Childe's… specialized line of work, there was no such thing as completely detaching himself from any and all duties. You were well aware of that from the very start of this relationship but still… sometimes it was hard.
You huff, a bit exaggerated. Childe almost seems to wilt at your irritation.
"It'll have to be somewhere warmer."
And suddenly, like a flower given water for the first time in days, Childe is perking right back up.
"Like where?" He prods, clinging onto any semblance of mercy you're kind enough to give him. He had dragged you out into this cold, after all— but by being with him, you were destined to spend your life living in such an environment either way. It couldn't be too bad, though… if such frigid soil had still given blossom to someone as bright as your Ajax.
"Hmm.. I hear Natlan has beautiful beaches."
"Yeah?" Childe smiles, leaning in close to peck your cheek. With how high he's wrapped the scarf around your face, its mostly fabric that meets his lips… but the warmth still lingers nonetheless. "Then after this, we'll take a trip to Natlan. See the beaches, the hot springs, try new food…"
You lean against him, and suddenly the cold isn't nearly as bitter as before.
"Ajax…" You start, the image slowly forming in your mind tugging the corners of your lips up into a smile that has Childe melting.
"I bet you'd look really funny with a sunburn."
Ajax was smiling as he tilted his head and looked upwards.
Snow fluttered down into his hair, melting along his hairline and decorating him in large, puffy flakes like the clouds dotting the indigo above.
“It’s beautiful, isn’t it?” There’s a childlike wonder to his voice—this earnest, genuine warmth that feels out of place in a land so cold and cruel where wind chaps skin raw.
Your gaze follows his. It is beautiful, you’ll admit that much, with stars twinkling and a gentle, colorful glow of an aurora’s ribbon trying to pierce through the clouds’ veil.
Your cheeks sting.
“It’s pretty,” you manage, directing your focus back to the gentle, relaxed curve of his eyes and the way he puffs air into his cheeks. “You seem happy.”
“I am.” There’s no questioning his response. You look at his parka: drawn close, its fur cupping his face like you ache to. A gentle kiss of sensation that holds him tenderly. “I missed it.”
You can see why he would. You miss the warmth of Sumeru already—the familiarity of it all. That it’s home, where warmth is shared and every restaurant has the smell of spices and a chorus of laughter pouring out into cobbled streets. This is home for him, after all. Where warmth is reserved for the things you love.
He notices when you shiver.
“Are you?” Ajax’s fingers twitch by his sides—this limp, half-motion in his mittens that makes you smile. “Happy, I mean.”
It’s something to consider. But you think the answer is easy, when you look at the lively twinkle in his eyes and how his shoulders have finally relaxed.
“I’m happy, Ajax.”
He exhales—a heavy, slow sound of relief. “C’mere.”
So you do. You let him wrap his arms around you and brush fuzzy, damp fur over your cheeks to wipe away bits of melted snow. He holds you close. You stare at his smile and feel the steady thrum of his heart.
The wind whistles louder.
Being married to Tartaglia is equal parts chaos, devotion, and never knowing peace for even five minutes. He’s everywhere. Arms around your waist while you’re cooking. Dramatically collapsing onto you after missions like he hasn’t seen you in years.
Showing up covered in snow, blood, or both, grinning the second he sees you because there you are. Tartaglia loves loudly. Openly. Shamelessly. He’s constantly touching you somehow, holding your hand, tugging you into his lap, resting his chin on your shoulder. If anyone complains about PDA, he gets worse on purpose.
“C’mon, spouse, they’re just jealous.”
He’d absolutely brag about you too. To the Fatui. To random strangers. To his siblings. To enemies. Especially his siblings. Teucer grows up fully convinced you and Tartaglia are the greatest love story in Teyvat because Ajax talks about you like you hung the stars yourself and despite all the teasing and reckless energy, Tartaglia is terrifyingly sincere when it comes to protecting the people he loves.
You become his home. The one thing that can calm him after battle. There are nights he comes back restless, adrenaline still burning under his skin, unable to settle after fighting for hours, and the second you pull him close, he just exhales against you like he can finally breathe again.
He trusts very few people completely. But he trusts you. Enough to let you see the exhaustion underneath the smile. Enough to admit when he’s afraid. Enough to let himself be gentle and that gentleness feels rare with him.
Because Tartaglia can destroy monsters without hesitation, can laugh in the middle of a fight, can walk into danger like it’s a game, but with you, he handles every vulnerable thing like it’s precious. He’d absolutely wake you up at ridiculous hours too.
“Hey. Hey, love.”
“Ajax, it’s three in the morning.”
“Look outside.”
You’d open the curtains to find him dragging you into the snow because he decided the two of you needed to have a snowball fight immediately. You lose horribly. Mostly because he cheats and underneath all the chaos, Tartaglia loves with his entire heart. Dangerously. Loyally. Completely.
The kind of love that feels like being swept away by a crashing wave and somehow knowing he’d never let you drown.
tartaglia/gn!reader, no gendered terms used for reader, hes horny and down bad, masturbation, masochism implied, scent kink implied, he comes quick bc he was pent up
minors/ageless blogs dnf/dni
Recently, Tartaglia's found it hard to think about anything not you. He's been trying to finish paperwork for the past two hours, but his pants have been painfully tight and he's about to snap the very nice pen you bought him in half from how aroused he is.
You had dropped by earlier that day, kissing him so sweetly and promising to see him later for dinner, and all he could think about was the scent of mint clinging to your skin. He desperately wanted to press you against his desk, inhale the smell as his hands roamed...
His dick twitches against his slacks. Fuck it, he thinks, pushing papers aside and making sure the door is locked. He doesn't want to have a grunt or, Celestia forbid, another colleague walk in with his cock in hand. Pantalone already gets flack for doting on his 'favored asset', he doesn't want to find out what would be said about him.
Tartaglia has been around a few times, especially when he was a fresh grunt in the barracks with the other fresh Fatui soldiers, but sex with you was something he cherished. You understood him on a level that drove him crazy: your touch alone could make him cum after a while.
"Shit," he grunts, a stuttered breath leaving him as he finally palms himself. Tartaglia unbuttons his pants and sighs in relief as his dick meets the cool air, the head flushed a bright red as pre oozes at the tip. The dry scrape of his glove against sensitive flesh makes a soft sigh shudder out of him, the uncomfortable sensation just becoming a blurred mess in his increasing arousal. He squeezes his dick just enough to where it hurts and his leg jolts at the thought of it being your hand.
He strokes himself, yearning more for your touch and words. Through the dry burn of his gloved hand, his mind clings to the fading mint in the room. He wants to feel your nails dig deep grooves into his skin, blood stuck under your nails as he ravishes you in your shared bed. He wants you to make him hurt, make him feel it, all while he gives you nothing but pleasure and sensation. He wants to bite you and kiss the mark afterwards while you leave him bruised and battered. A sensation of pain and pleasure for his fucked-up mental.
The one time he wore a cockring while bringing you to orgasm over and over was a high he has since craved; balls aching to release but no, not now. Not when you still had energy to give.
"S-shit," is what he manages to moan out before he's cumming, hips jerking up as he rocks his tip against the rough palm of his gloved hand. It burns and he can feel a dribble of drool from the corner of his mouth as he pulls his hand away, a thin sticky line of cum connecting the fabric to his dick. Tartaglia pants as he comes down from the arousal, idly wondering if you'd be oh so kind and allow him to worship your body when he finally comes home. He'd be a fool to think not.
𝖌𝖊𝖙 𝖍𝖎𝖒 𝖈𝖑𝖔𝖘𝖊𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖉! -𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖊 𝖊𝖉.
Let's pose a question to the ever-eager floor: are the bitingly cold days of Snezhnaya worth it, when given the guarantee of warm, sulty nights with the love of your life?
Well, Ajax seems to think so, because your thighs make great earmuffs. Warning: product may constrict around the user's neck, causing unintentional lack of air flow. Comes with two-hour puppy-eyes and guilt-trip warranty. Available for the rest of your life.
Two more of these to go… the next guy has the chance to completely blow it, or take it like a god. If you think you know who this might be, come back to check if your guess was right. Next one's releasing next Wednesday!
TW: sexually explicit, AFAB!reader receiving oral, mentions of Ajax having been injured (not through sex), accidentally choking him with your thighs, fainting.
Dividers by @saradika-graphics. Header by the sum of the radiance of the sun, moon and stars, @slutreputation! Their writing is absolutely gorgeous, go check them out!!
thinking about loser ajax
loser nerd! Ajax who is a fucking bum. He successfully graduated college years ago with a degree in computer science and engineering yet he somehow never managed to keep a proper job less than a two month. He’d either get fired for being rude to the customers he’d consider ‘chadlits’ or playing those dating sims games instead of doing his job.
It’s pitiful, really. Why was the world so cruel to him? He’d done nothing wrong, it wasn’t his fault that he’d get disgustingly angered by those arrogant handsome guys that probably gets their dicks wet every night. He should be the one getting his dick wet every night. Those girls don’t know any better, this is why 2D waifs are top tier.
loser nerd! Ajax who is actually pretty buffed up underneath his shitty printed shirts and thrifted jeans. With big forearms, long and strong sturdy legs, and a ridiculously small waist, he’d be considered quite the attractive guy if it wasn’t for his introverted personality and those big black glasses taking half of his face.
loser nerd! Ajax who stumble upon your instagram acc, his college crush, as he went through his nith sleepless night of the week. At least he attended on scrolling past, that was years ago and he’d moved past that but somehow he couldn’t stop his finger from grabbing his mouse, before hesitatingly clicking on your profile.
“Let’s see..” He mumbled to the air as he scrolled past your posts, glasses slipping down his nose as squirmed in his chair. You looked really, like really pretty. You were already pretty back then but this was a new level he’d never expected. He’d realized how long time had passed until he reached your first post, he couldn’t help but scoff, midnight blue eyes lowering to the growing bulge in his sweats.
I’m getting turned on by my old crush, a real woman. My own body betrayed me.
You were not his favorite waifu nor one of his oversexualized figures, you were just the woman he was helplessly inlove with when he was in his early twenties, he couldn’t admit to himself that he got turned on by your Instagram posts. You probably get fucked almost every day by some big matcho instead of a perfect, good guy like him.
He wouldn’t give in. He wouldn’t give in, He wouldn’t-
“That’s it..” Ajax muttered through clenched teeth, eyes rolling back with unadulterated pleasure as he fucked his own fist, thick pearly white drops of pre-cum dripping down his fat length like a faucet, he imagined that instead of his fist was your tight pussy swallowing him whole. Do you like it rough? Vanilla? Would you scream if his cock bruised your cervix? Or even better, you’d let him impregnate you and keep you barefoot like the good little bitch you are. “Yes take my cock, gonna get this pussy pregnant and finally make you mine..all mine..” He groaned as nearly he reached his peak, hips twitching and toes curling while his trusts became progressively more aggressive, fucking into his fist as if it was an actual cunt.
“It’s–Its coming out!” With a final thrust of his hips, Ajax erupted, shooting hot sticky cum right across his stomach and the PC screen displaying your pictures, right on your graduation post, tainting that pretty smile of yours with his semen. He collapsed back in his chair, panting heavily as he tried to regain his breath.
After finally calming down, he sat there slumped, a perverted grin across his face as he reached out to smear his cum across the screen, using his thumb to caress your chin. “Pretty girl..”
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01 ┊ Alfons Sylvatica —3rd birthday—
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