[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You do it to your self

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

[legendarycollectiveflower]

Two types of people on Queering the map:

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[powerburial]

god harvests our misery like honey

[veryluckyclovers]

[skittypilled]

when you’re in the club freaking it sensitive style

[0ctoberrustt]

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

[redpandarascal]

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when george h.w. bush was naming george w. bush he was like you can have most of my name... but i'm keeping herbert. ok bro 😂😂

[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

[doubleca5t]

Acid Reflux is stupid because it's just a grab-bag of every symptom in existence that could scare the shit out of a hypochondriac

[clevercrumbish]

Luv 2 feel like I'm dying of problems disorder when I just ate the mayonnaise from Subway

[butterflypeaflowertea]

these posts have the same vibes imo 💯

[butterflypeaflowertea]

and this tweet as well

[butterflypeaflowertea]

this also

[branchmanager]

@toastpotent

[hotvampireadjacent]

[amygdalae]

kudos to whatever medical professional named it "toxic shock syndrome". Not once have I forgotten a tampon change and I fully attribute this to whoever gave tss that fucking terrifying name. No way in hell am I gonna find out what that shit is like

[flareon-exe]

cant stop thinking about this sad fucking instructional image i made for my boyfriend to teach him how to flip a pancake

[severalowls]

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

[killjoygem]

My current favourite tiktok trend is the one where people wrap presents to look like something they're not and some people get ridiculous with it

Like:

✨The dedication ✨

[collarka]

Look at all this ones tho ajdkakdka

[twitblr]

Vaccine Papi (x)

[smokeandsong]

[gonebyebyebyeeee]

being in your 20s is just like thinking ''im 19'' and then realizing you are not actually 19 anymore...