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sam // 24 // he/him // wailord enthusiast // main blog: https://roj0riot.tumblr.com/

[march-gay-shipping-madness]

FINALS:

Pearlina (Pearl Houzuki/Marina Ida) (Splatoon 2) vs. Bumbleby (Yang Xiao Long/Blake Belladonna) (RWBY)

Pearlina

Bumbleby

Voting ended onMar 31

[jingerpi]

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[himbroj0]

Pokemon gym tier list based on how safe I think the gym challenges are

[himbroj0]

forgor my tumblr exists look at my stupid cat and follow me @ roj0riot on bsky

[sharkodactyl]

i really do think about this video every single time i’m on the freeway

[thefirstpaleontologist]

i think about this every time I’m behind a truck

[luntfontanne]

Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]

[themadcapmathematician]

I hate government programs in the US bc conservatives are always trying to dismantle them so the lefty byline is always like "these programs are vital and lifesaving and keep so many people from starving and being homeless, they're Very Good and you have a moral obligation to protect and defend them!" and the program is question is something called the National Anti Hunger Initiative or NAHI and it only applies to people who have $527 or less a month in Net Perforated Index-Subnet Income (NPISI) before taxes and housing costs and the program gives you a $99 a month voucher that reloads every 1/80th waxing moon that is only good for buying specific brands of gruel BUT you only get to take 200 breaths a day when you're on the program and for every breath over 200 you take they subtract one dollar from the vouchers you receive and you have to count and report your own breaths bc they don't have the funding to do that and if you misrepresent the amount of breaths you take that's Breath Fraud and there's a hotline you can call to report someone's Breath Fraud and you can be denied gruel vouchers for the rest of your life if youre accused of Breath Fraud. And you're just like. Not allowed to complain abt this bc apparently the only alternative to this is no one ever gets gruel vouchers

[sastheforestspirit]

[etherealspacejelly]

pleaseeeee use wool guys it doesnt actually hurt the sheep at all and its a really great material and doesnt break down into micro plastics when you're done with it. they need shearing anyway for their wellbeing. farmers have so much of the stuff because no one buys it any more.

just buy wool please please please

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

Fun fact fs about wool:

It's very difficult to set on fire.

It will keep you warm even when it's wet.

The sheep are unharmed from shearing. A sheep shearer who harms the sheep soon finds themselves without a job.

It's just hair. Not skin. Wool can last decades, even centuries, with proper care.

Wool is lightweight.

Wool quilt batting will keep you cool in summer and warm in winter.

You won't be polluting the environment you claim to love.

[crimsonyuu]

Tiny Zora princess

♡

I'm super excited for the new Zelda game... maybe a bit more excited about the new Zora🥹

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

marcille 🤝 that one dude from green eggs and ham

i will not eat it

[inflagrante-delicatessen]

I will not eat it in a dungeon,

nor will I have it for a luncheon.

I will not eat these wherever I am.

Laios, please, can we have normal ham?!

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

my hand slipped

[stirdrawsandreblaws]

@bumblepuppy i hope you don't mind me using your tags for this

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

[sanitymakesposts]

isekai title

[cephalophoreyou]

new rules for chess:

1. Friendly Fire ON

2. Landmines

3. If a player loses both of their bishops, the king can now legally divorce the queen without the papal go ahead. This puts the queen into FRENZY mode.

4. Once per game, a player may change one letter in a piece's name to change its role. The rook is now a book. The pawn is now a PAWG. The queen is now...well...I shan't say

5. Knights are now Horses

6. Horses are immune to landmines

7. Pawns can move back a space if they forgot something

8. A bishop can be combined with an adjacent rook to create the Wizard Tower piece

9. Each player now has 2 rows of pawns

[geckohq]

Happy Holidays! All the geckos in the first pic are ready to ship! The grade A pride geckos and multicolor geckos.

The gay gecko has finally been revealed!

AND I still have the last pink/purple/red lesbian gecko ready to ship and I have the pink/orange lesbian gecko as well.

🦎 Ko-fi link // Etsy link 🦎

[color-palettes]

Kurzgesagt - Submitted by Panspock

#0025bf #008cf7 #00d8fc #6500d7 #ff3fa7 #fad53c

[himbroj0]

god i can’t explain why but there’s something about watching a hydraulic press completely spaghettify a box of crayons that makes my dumb fucking caveman brain go absolutely feral