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been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

beesmygod

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

acridrainshowers

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

onceiwashere

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

patrickdiomedes

fucked up bathroom?

onceiwashere

before and after extensive diy renovations

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this looks like a doom wad

goatplanet

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

themysteriousmurasamecastle

this is un fucking believable

football-in-tuxedos

I’m sorry, y’all are selling RIPline (The Machine to Kill Children) short, so I need to bring in YouTuber and generally amazing person Dan Olson in to sum this up for me

And some visual aides

goobra

during an interview, game freak was asked if pokemon are sentient and this was their answer

shy-marker-pliers

fuck man aren’t we all

idionymon

Tomorrow maybe I will prepare my favourite dish, Rice With Ingredient

speaching

This! Or I might mix it up and make…Noodle With Ingredient!!

basic-bamboo

I’ve been fucking around with Potato With Ingredient lately

krishnahare

conflictsoldaccount-deactivated

Do you know what I see when I see female-bodied people who take on the trans* descriptor while not suffering from dysphoria and proceed to follow feminine beauty standards?

I see the message that nothing associated with women is good unless someone other than a woman is doing it.

I don’t see subversive, I don’t see “femme pride”, I don’t see smashing gender norms.

I see pure and obvious internalised misogyny.

And it’s not “threatening” to me, it’s simply a sad product of a sexist society.

cornwolf-sketch

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time