live well

Sarah. 28. all my hobbies give me carpal tunnel

[joyorder]

Lindsey Jordan aka Snail Mail 🐌🌈

[lakevida]

free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[toskarin]

one of my favourite human songs-and-dances is when someone notices someone else is lying and, for no particular reason besides love of the game, helps them get away with the lie without ever explicitly acknowledging they noticed. nightmare social animals.

[depsidase]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[dykecinema]

Lesbianism includes trans women and if you don't believe that you can get fucked

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[butch-ramblings]

pussy understander so they call me cliterate

[shinraalpha]

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[adoredaqua]

manifesting for everyone to have a very lesbian summer

[cloevr]

Charles Hillard, Reversing Manifest Destiny

[loontattoo]

I'm allowed to be a little parasocial because I am famously normal

[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

[warriorprincesstramp]

every teenager is right that music is more important than anything else in the WORLD!!!!!

[teaboot]

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