*Duck Voice* I GOT IT!!

Bada bing bada boom

[toastbutteregg]

[nyasarin]

[qqchurch]

[qqchurch]

what

[running-with-toast]

nothing will top The Big Phone

[curlicuecal]

glad google ai is on top of this

[brawltogethernow]

Renfield.

[toooldfortumbling]

This assumes a single fly weighs 8g, which is the weight of a 1-2 week old mouse (!). If you are unfamiliar with metrics: 100g is a bit less a quarter of a pound.

[curlicuecal]

Btw, Wikipedia says a single house fly weighs in the range of 0.2 grams, so Google has discovered a world where flies are about 40x bigger

[curlicuecal]

I was going to tell you that horseflies still absolutely do not weigh 8 grams

but I found a funnier answer

[solidwater05]

Pros of hyperfixiation:

Happy!

Art ideas

Life is good

Cons of hyperfixiation:

I am going to blow up

All my art is of the same guy

If I don't think about this 24/7 I get violent

[xioryo]

Basically

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[weenie-kun]

[uredrunk]

[gaylor-moon]

[fillejondrette]

happy 100th birthday to the humble caesar salad

[sovietnam]

[mihai-florescu]

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

[niyarest]

[duothelingo]

Why did someone die in my inbox

[coat]

*open mouth kissing little Caesar with my hand up his toga*

[demonicotakuman]

He quivers and stumbles on his own words, “Pizza, p-pizza”

[coat]

[slonkel-deactivated20241128]

stabbing him 23 times if you get what I mean

[coat]

Gonna toss his Caesar salad if you get what I mean

[demonicotakuman]

He’s getting Crazy Bred if you get what I mean

[carby]

B E E P ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[coat]

[rnismatch]

Otra víctima del Chupacabras

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday

[planefood]

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: