MUSIC: Skinny Puppy, Ohgr (i love Nivek Ogre), Kate Bush, Ramones, Ghost, The Clash, Adam Ant, Adam & The Ants, Pigface, KMFDM, And One, The Dare, Joost, The Clash, The Rolling Stones, Mƶtley CrĆ¼e, David Bowie, T. Rex, The Horrors
TV: The Mighty Boosh, The Umbrella Academy, The Completely Made-up Adventures of Dick Turpin, Nathan Barley, Magic Funhouse, Flowers
MOVIES: Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, House of 1000 Corpses (and the whole trilogy!!)c Brokeback Mountain, Repo! The Genetic Opera, 2001 Maniacs: Field of Screams, Platoon, Set The Thames on Fire, Sinners, American Psycho, A Clockwork Orange, Cabaret (movie n stage production!), Velvet Goldmine, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Baby Driver
OTHER INTERESTS: Nivek Ogre, Bill Moseley, Jake Gyllenhaal, Noel Fielding, The Vietnam War, Fashion, 70s & 80s, cowboys!!
The BEST trope is when a character tells another āletās run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhereā and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds
has a scar on his back from jack spraying a line of axe body spray on his back & setting it on fire
before he sold drugs for scawldy, he let people pay him to do piercings on them (his ass was NOT!!! QUALIFIED!!!) but he had to stop when some guy asked him to do a prince albert and accidentally infecting 3 different septum piercings
pilot loves when older women call him āhoney/sugar/doll/etcā not in a cougar way it just makes him feel safe #mommyissues
loves loves loves apple juice and shirley temples
absolute GOD with a fushigi ball. knows all the fuckass tricks after stealing his moms credit card to buy one (he feels bad about it i swear)
insanely sweet tooth
loves action movies, gets waayyyy too into them
^ cries INCREDIBLY easy when it comes to movies. if thereās a dog? hes done. he will swear up and down ātheres just something in his eyeā but hes just a big baby
places immense value in pinky promises
in school he was great at math and science, but not so much english & history. hes good at reading and stuff, but literary analysis & stuff never came easy to him
this man eats way too much frozen pizza
the first time pilot smoked a joint he couldnāt have been older than 11, an older girl gave him a hit at a skatepark & boom. changed his life
either doesnāt sleep for a week or sleeps for 20 hours straight, no in between
his mom makes really good pecan pie
cannot use chopsticks.
he actually really enjoys doing laundry. if heās in any kind of domestic relationship, he wants laundry duty
^ HATES doing dishes. got a dishwashing gig at a diner and quit two days later it grossed him out so bad
watermelon gum fanatic
greened out in a hobby lobby bathroom
NO sense of surroundings. if heās excited in a library, heāll whoop way too loud and then get embarrassed and leave
whispers āi love youā to birds
has such a weird vocabulary. says shit like pulchritudinous in a regular ass sentence
pilot could have graduated a year early if he wasnāt so lazy in all his classes, most of his teachers liked him tho. just not that he hung out with jack
likes to sit on the hood of his car and watch the sun riseā¦. thinks heās a philosopher
pilots main āspotā to sell drugs is at a waterpark, gives him an excuse to swim and look at guys with their shirts off
finds comfort in the familiar and has little rituals he enjoys in his day to day life, (ex. driving lucy to work)
pilots jacket (the one eventually stolen by scawldyās dog) is reversible, so he calls it his 2-in-1ā¦ but he also uses it as a pillow/blanket, itās his bff
fucks with minions REALLY heavy. has a minion keychain & beanie
highkey anemic. cannot stand up too fast but does it anyway and gets all dizzy
had a phase where he only called animals their scientific names cuz he got a book about it
pilot has worn a visor his whole life, but his green one is kinda new? the original one was orange & said las vegas on it, so when it snapped in half from overwearing it he cried (jack got him a new one awww)
has crazy vivid dreams every night, swears hes a prophet because of them and jack calls him an idiot
has an eyebrow piercing š¤¤š¤¤
for some reason he actually respects table etiquette??? never puts his elbows on the table, that type of thing. no real reason why, he just likes to
oral fixation; always sticking random shit in his mouth. lollipop sticks, popsicle sticks, jewelry, etcā¦
you can tell exactly what heās thinking by the look on his face 99% of the time. absolutely no poker face
genuinely listens to any genre of music. ESPECIALLY if heās high. one time he took too much ecstasy and jack found him pressed up against a speaker listening to mongolian throat singing.
pilot is actually really flexible and can do some cool flips & shit
^ seriously considered trying the circus for a little while because of this, alligator boy kinda put him off the idea
buys bags of halloween candy to stash year round
laughs at his own jokes more than anyone else does
if he sees a dandelion, he WILL be blowing it and he WILL be making a wish.
if he sees a fountain he WILL be stealing all the coins he can (has gotten kicked out from at least 3 movie theaters and malls because of this)
bites his nails & the inside of his lips
^ to try and combat the nail biting, he paints his nails, but it just ends up chipped & he bites tjem anywayā¦. (pilot witj painted nails thouhš¤¤)
hes super duper ticklish
cant hardly lie for shit. he CAN talk his way out of anything, but if you straight up ask him like did u do this yes or no??? hes cooked
collects bumper stickers & each one has a story. if u ask heāll go on for hours about the people he met and the shit he saw when he got each one at the roadā¦ has insane stories
^ would make for absolutely ballistic dad lore
has smoked meth out of a lightbulb </3
very much talks with his hands, uses super exaggerated movements that he doesnāt even realize heās doing until jack/whoever starts making fun of him. then he gets embarrassed
chronic leg bouncer/shaker/whatever itās called
pilot is an absolutely terrible kisser idc
uses anything as a plateā¦. except for an actual plate. one time jack found him eating waffles off of a composition notebook???
runs his hands through his hair when heās restless
loves the smell of secondhand stores, sometimes goes to them just to chat with the employees. hes weird
HATES COFFEE SO MCUH hates it. energy drinks yes all day but coffee makes him gag
keeps random halloween costumes in his trunk. if you ask why, he just shrugs and says āyou never know when youāll get invited to a halloween partyā (its like june)
super smart but dumb about little things, like has to use his hands to tell right from left sometimes
has worn the same pair of shoes since he was like 14. they are absolutely obliterated
d1 one handed joint roller
narcan in his back pocket at all times
LOVESSSS tootsie rolls. has a stash in his glovebox, and gets a tootsie pop anywhere that sells them. he loves candy in general but tootsie rolls mmmmmm
obscene amount of cds in his car.
listens to the cure & the talking heads idc (his favorite album is speaking in tongues)
knows how to juggle. and yo yo. and hula hoop (exceptionally well)
thinks machetes are hot
on top of all the drugs, pilot will drink an obscene amount of caffiene and be literally vibrating from all the monster in his system
