[davidayer]

#userdorff. 30+. Gifmaker. Minors DNI.

mainly gif' ing Jake Gyllenhaal & Alexander Skarsgård and some others.

CREDIT: My gifs are not free to use, CREDIT ME. Do NOT REPOST them. Do NOT use my gifs for anything to do with RPF or general role play. Minors, do not use my gifs.

[a-ship-unto-thyself]

best trope: "ugh I guess I'll tolerate you for the time being, but this is a conditional, tactical alliance, and the second I get what I want, we're parting ways" to "you are the only good in the world and I will protect you to my dying breath"

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[twinkhole-destroyer]

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

[nadjasnandor]

consuming media like

[van1llaskys]

[bird-butch-moved]

being doomed by the narrative is cool and all but i like when a character is doomed just by being a fucking idiot. sorry that happened to you but it is entirely your own fault and you could have just chosen to not do all that

[davidayer]

Jake Gyllenhaal as Elwood Dalton ↳ Road House (2024)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

not doomed by the narrative but certainly disciplined

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

put in timeout by the narrative

[bramblepatch]

dommed by the narrative

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i can't post anything

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this isn't a hellsite it's a hellhome

[bitethebullets]

the loss of the audio jack is due to puritan culture hating on penetration

[putrefae]

[syrenki]

i secretly want a little bit more of everything all the time

[puschels]

[davidayer]

[scarletpresencescythe]

Whenever I've listen this song. The only person gets in my mind is Roman godfrey 🙉🙉🙊🙊🙈🙈👄👄🫦🫦💋💋🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

[davidayer]

Why the hell would you follow me and then steal my gifs?

[fealty-to-thee]

Having a blorbo is SO wonderful bc you get free joy for thinking about them being happy but also free joy for thinking about them being miserable. No losing

[davidayer]

Onslaught (2026) looks like a Universal Soldier knockoff. Still looks fun.