show me where the path ends and the road begins

take me to that shining castle in the sky

[hippopunch]

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Ok first time I’m posting this on tumblr. But I’m starting to stream via Xbox.

Looking to get more subs and viewers so check me out!

#nerdsman #hippopunched

[weeniebagel]

yo whatever happened to gladiators n coliseums n shit? when did we decide that blood sports were bad? im tryna see two men kill each other on pay per view

[weeniebagel]

dont worry im a feminist id pay to see two women kill each other as well

[weeniebagel]

political correctness killed the gladiatorial arena and its disgusting. fucking millennials (400 AD)

[yiffmaster]

gladiators were actually very skilled and expensive to train (not to mention charismatic and popular), so they rarely fought to the death actually; it was more of a… ritualized theatrical combat

the modern equivalent you’re looking for is professional wrestling

[calliopecoyote]

Ok but when are professional wrestlers gonna be throwing nets and shit and using swords???

[yugirimistwalker]

what is a chair if not a modern day sword

[yiffmaster]

what is a table but a domestic net

[webertie]

[raytube]

[thejakelikesonions]

Some things are worth fighting for.

[srsfunny]

Is It ‘Grey’ or ‘Gray’

[humantested-turingapproved]

In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move.

[mostlycatsmostly]

23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺

[no-lives-matter-that-much-deact]

Four remotes a box of floss and a battery.

[the-addiction-of-you]

Another cat

[sadrien-depreste]

many oranges

[eel-soup-moved-accounts]

OOF! OOF! how does FIFTEEN POINTS of DAMAGE TASTE?!

[rogha]

I’ve been searching for this for 20 minutes.

[ripe]

[thenatsdorf]

“Do I look like I eat bugs?!”

[emchromatic]

I love this frog so much I drew a comic of it.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Good Bear Comics

[fishkinn-deactivated20210626]

Jack jack loves to hang out with Edna 1000%

[thefrogman]

Character Evolutions by Jeff Victor

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[legotrevor]

[goneco-art]

When your contract says you need at least one green person in your band.

Also, any chance to escape was good enough for Ace.

[melonmemes]

Nothin gets past House✋🏽🚫

[iraffiruse]