Am Best Pal Of Kreg

Uhhhh i'm a 17 year old male egg who likes other eggs. They are eggcellent and eggactly what I need in my life. I also promote public yoking.

[thanasphere-deactivated20160117]

[coralbluebirdtiger-deactivated2]

fucking obliterated

[hipster-egg-blog]

I haven't blogged in like 4 months, and this is the first thing I see on my feed. It's good to be home.

[hipster-egg-blog]

YOU'RE ALIVE, I MISSED YOU.

Aw, thanks cannibal. I sorta took a leave of absence and just haven't been on. I haven't forgot about you guys yet, i'll make my comeback soon enough.

[gaydrienagreste]

MY FRIEND SENT THIS TO ME IM ON THE VERGE OF TEARS

[hipster-egg-blog]

Do you like eggs as much as I do?

Well I am an egg and i'm not aeggsexual, so yes I love eggs. I am a hopeleggs romantic who is just look for their one true love with a fem egg, this is my dream.

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[derierre]

uhhhh if you look at the heart monitor the dog just killed him

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[grizzlyblack301]

wow….. just wow……

[mayaangelique]

Customer appreciation

[hipster-egg-blog]

Alright shout to stop-the-illuminati-now for being such a huge supporter for my journey out of the nest. It's a big website out here and i'm glad to have eggcellent pals to help make it. 138 of you so far, im so excited.

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?

someone should get to making a fandom bar.

[noctvxiii-deactivated20151129]

no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.

[chloehenderson]

WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!

[findingschmomo]

[ph-headcanons]

Problem 1. Almost none of us are old enough to leave the house on our own

Problem 2. The ones that are old enough to leave the house on their own don’t leave the house

[hipster-egg-blog]

💯

When you have 99 followers but you still need 1⃣ to reach 💯

[hipster-egg-blog]

Goals. I want to evolve into Lady Gaga, and you can’t stop me.

[convincingcannibal]

But what if you crack under the pressure of being famous?

[hipster-egg-blog]

I can't crack because i'll be flawless.

[hipster-egg-blog]

Started at the bottom now we here. Living proof that eggs can become alpha.

[emilesie]

My actual favorite blogs right now

drink-juice-when-im-killing hipster-egg dont-stop-the-illuminati-now stop-the-illuminati-now

[stop-the-illuminati-now]

Why did you put dont-stop-the-illuminati-now first comrade?

[emilesie]

Saving the best for last, comrade

[stop-the-illuminati-now]

Thanks for clearing that up comrade

[hipster-egg-blog]

Goals. I want to evolve into Lady Gaga, and you can’t stop me.

[hipster-egg-blog]

Just so we are clear I do not own stop-the-illuminati-now, i’m just a big supporter. I mean come on guys, i’m an egg. I can’t stop an entire evil organization, heck, I can’t even stop myself when I’m rolling down a hill, no arms duh. Be real people.

[hipster-egg-blog]

FRIEND HEED ME! THE ILLUMINATI MADE AN ATTACK ON MY BLOG AND NEARLY STOLE IT FROM ME! I MANAGED TO RECOVER IT BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE! THINGS ARE HEATED GUYS!

[convincingcannibal]

ARE YOU OKAY? DO I NEED TO CONTACT THE POLICE?

[hipster-egg-blog]

NO FRIEND! ITS GONNA BE OKAY! JUST SUPPORT stop-the-illuminati-now IN THEIR TIME OF NEED!

[hipster-egg-blog]

Well guys, here is yet another post explaining my absence. I’ve had this big project that ive been putting off for school and long story short im typing a 5 page research paper tonight, yay. I’ve also been packing for the big move, finally moving up off this dumpy fridge to a new classier one. I’m gonna be posting hopefully more photos from my life adventures this weekend, so be on the look out. And as always I love you eggs so much and appreciate you all sticking around despite my shit. Love you guys.

[marunette]

what is the gender neutral term for girlfriend/boyfriend

[ayymazingphil]

meme lord

[marunette]

“hey everyone, i want to introduce you to my memelord.”