it’s pronounced emil-easy

she/her draw a horse: https://gradient.horse/ i love you jmb. i hope you’re doing well.

[emilesie]

just did the maths i’ve read over 600k words of heated rivalry fanfic so far

how much heated rivalry fanfic have you read

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less than 200k

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more than 1 william

Voting ended onApr 8

[emilesie]

okay these numbers are apparently Rookie Shit so i’m adding new options ty for voting ily <3

TAKE 2

more than TWO william

more than THREE william

more than FOUR william

more than FIVE williams

more than SIX williams

more than SEVEN william

more than EIGHT william

more than NINE william

more than TEN WILLIAMS

one bajillion

Voting ended onApr 3

[emilesie]

dead @your-cab-is-definitely-here 💀

[heatedrivalrypolls]

HI in response to this post & my neverending need to ask people questions about my special interests, i have created @heatedrivalrypolls ! pls feel free to submit any poll ideas, follow if you want to see more heated rivalry polls, and block the tag "hrpollsselfreblog" if you get tired of seeing my shit all the time :)))

[iwashandpicked]

women are unhinged tryna come back into your life

no "hi" "hello"

will go straight to "do you still jerk off to me"

yes of course but that's not the point!!!

[iwashandpicked]

if it means something to you it means something to me

[iwashandpicked]

is everything okay babe you're not as strange as you normally are

[iwashandpicked]

stop tryna make me fall in love with you, i'm vulnerable and easy

[iwashandpicked]

"choose kindness ❤️" - bio of the worst person you know

[iwashandpicked]

"wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy"

can't relate, i wish it and much worse

[iwashandpicked]

anyone who doesn’t fall in love with me right away is a complete moron in my opinion

[iwashandpicked]

you don't have to tell me you're insane girl i've seen your blog i already know

[iwashandpicked]

"we flew from toronto to london to try this new viral coffee shop!"

fuck you

[emilesie]

actually 4th base is me being genuinely comfortable having an open and honest conversation about anything

[emilesie]

3rd is saying i love you . 2nd is me showing you my Trinkets

[emilesie]

1st is sex. obviously.

[fuckrozanov]

shane’s aura and confidence in episode 5 always kills me like he showed up to tampa with nothing but a duffel bag full of lube and condoms and a dream. and also the unwavering certainty that he was never going near pussy again

[urie]

honestly shane getting a blowjob and fingers in his mouth while hayden is confiding in him about his wife's difficult delivery and how they need her brother to help while shes in recovery is one of the funniest fucking things he has ever done. hes such a jock. hes like damnnn that sucks anyway hold on [cums]

[paperdollinsane]

He really like this

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[emilesie]

told someone i was born in [remembers internet safety] between late 1994 and early 2001 & their immediate response was “wow! how was 9/11?”