DOES ALL THE BARKING

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER. REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!

BASICS

NAME: vanessa PRONOUNS:   she/her SEXUALITY:   probably mostly gay TAKEN OR SINGLE:   forever alone tbh 

THREE FACTS:

i’m in love with a dead actress

i shipped before i knew what shipping was. when i was like 7/8 i started watching CSI and always wanted grissom and sara together

i’m a naomi watts stan

RP EXPERIENCE/HOW LONG (MONTHS / YEARS?):   over 7 years on tumblr PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: my.space and tumblr ( and a private forum )  BEST EXPERIENCE:   tumblr i guess

MUSE PREFERENCES

FEMALE OR MALE:  i personally think i write males better but all my current muses are female FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT:   YES PLOTS OR MEMES:  plots tbh but i love memes  LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: depends on my muses’ moods BEST TIME TO WRITE:  when i’m not busy with rl ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): i’m not like them at all. not janey at least.

tagged by   :   tagged myself for @campaignoflies

tagging   :  anyone tbh 

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sorry i went m.i.a. between the hurricane mess and halloween horror nights starting i’ve not been on my laptop. <3

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Jan 08, 2005 | ‘We Don’t Live Here Anymore’ Post Reception - Laura Dern, David Lynch & Naomi Watts

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me, rewatching twin peaks with my sister: why do the jones’ have the same yellow phone as the palmers? 

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i’m trying to tweak janey’s psd to look good on her darker scenes so i can icon the arm flapping ride... but it’s not looking too good. 

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✤ + college au janey & dale!

Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:

who said i love you first? Dalewho laughs when the other trips? Janey who pays the bills? Janey which one makes a bigger deal around the holidays? Dale who’s more clumsy? Dalewho checks their daily horoscope? Janey who sings louder in the car? Dale who leaves the cap off the toothpaste? Dale who is more up to date in pop culture? Janeywho insists on going to see the newest movies? Dalewho cries when the abused animal commercials come on? Dale who’s the lighter sleeper? Dale who believes in ghosts? Dale who does the grocery shopping? Janey who updates their facebook status more often? Janey

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Naomi Watts + grand écart

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Mulholland Drive (2001) dir. David Lynch

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                           Here’s to strong women                                       may we be them                                     may we know them                                      may we raise them

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specialagentdcooper 

Dale happily hugged her back, holding her close as she proclaimed that he wasn’t Dougie. “No, Janey, I’m not,” Rubbing her back with a comforting hand he said, “but I promise, if you would permit me, I would be happy to tell you who I am and why I had to leave.” 

Before he could say anything further, he heard Sonny Jim call out for him, rushing over he threw his arms around Dale’s waist, hugging him tight. He couldn’t presume that Janey would allow him to stay. He understood that. But for right now, this was all Dale Cooper could ever wish for. And he enjoyed their embraces.

Janey pulled back slightly, just enough to catch a glimpse of the man’s eye. Before she could say anything in response, Sonny Jim called out for his father and joined their embrace.

She couldn’t help but relax into the hug, holding bother her son and the man tightly.

A few moments passed, the family enjoying their reunion in the red doorway until Janey-E spoke. “Why don’t we take this inside?” she suggested, her arms remaining around both Sonny Jim and not-Dougie as she stepped back inside of the house.

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campaignoflies // dale cooper

Dougie was a part of me.”

The coming explanation may not make sense to her, but he has to try. He will tell her all that he can, all that he knows.

“My investigations lead me to discover an alternate reality, of sorts. When I went in, Dougie came out. Dougie was some of my traits, but not all. The traits I repressed deep within myself. The gambling, the women…well, I suppose you know very well. I don’t know how or why he lived as a real man, how you came to marry him. I do not share his memories. But when I came out, Dougie went back in. I awoke in his place.”

Dougie was enough of himself that he knew he could love Janey, if the part of him that knew her didn’t already. But she deserved better. She deserved a man with both the good, and the bad. A person. Which Dougie was not.

“Dougie was part of me, but not a whole. Dougie is within me. But no longer has an agency of his own. He was never a human being.”

Janey-E’s hand remained in it’s place, still beneath the FBI agent’s hand. His explanation reeling through her head. Dougie wasn’t real? That would mean her entire life with him was .... she shook her head. 

She had fallen in love and had a family with Dougie... no, she had fallen in love with a small piece of the man sitting in front of her. How had any of this happen, was beyond Janey’s comprehension. 

She was grateful in a way, despite only understanding a small portion of the agent’s explanation. It had been known to her for a long while that she had deserved more than what Dougie Jones had been able to offer her and now, here she was with the opportunity to have everything she could have dreamed of. 

Deciding to take Dale’s explanation at face value, she asked an important question. Now that the cat was out of the bag - 

“And you’re here now, because you want to be? Not because you feel obligated?”

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You’ll see me soon. I’ll walk through that red door, and I’ll be home for good.

requested by anonymous

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TIRED OF DATING WOMEN THAT AREN’T AUDREY HORNE.

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different ways to say ‘i love you’. 

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

‘i love you.’

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update: the jones’ color aesthetics are the actual best? like dougie’s green suit? their yellow phone? the red door? ugh. 

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