Sam, it's okay. It's okay @hisclyde - Tumblr Blog

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she knows it’s just him playing the role of protective big brother, but in her head, she pretends it’s not that. she pretends he’s being possessive because she’s his, and only his. ’ YOU ACT LIKE this is some big deal. we’re just going to a party. and we’re going to be working the whole time. ‘

hisclyde

❝ Yeah. So what. I KNOW. ❞ He shrugged it off.

❝ Now let's get a move on. ❞ Before waiting for her to reply, he scooped her off of her feet and led them out the door.

#ofstanford #v; wincest

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’ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED to look at me. there’s going to be at least one guy who looks at me. ‘ it’s a pretty revealing dress. well, for her it is. for any other girl you’d find out at this time of night, it’s pretty tame. ’ TRY NOT TO beat anyone up over me. ‘

hisclyde

❝ Yeah, sure, guys can look at whoever they want----------EXCEPT YOU. ❞ He gave her a cheesy smile and booped her nose before linking her arm with his.

❝ C'mon. Let's get going now, kiddo. ❞

#ofstanford #v; wincest

【 text ; dean ; sent 】— Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner.

[ Text ; Sammy ] The phone you have tried to reach is out of service. [ Sent ]

#ofstanford #;clyde answers;

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’ IT DOES? I - uh - thanks. ‘ her brother’s approval has always meant a lot to her. it especially does now that she’s got him struggling to find words, seeing as she’s harboring a massive crush on him. ’ I WAS EXPECTING the you’re not going out like that speech. ‘

hisclyde

❝ If any one so much as looks at ya, I'll pretend to be your boyfriend & mean mug them until they stop. ❞ He COULD have said give them the mean brother talk, but he didn't. He licked his lips nervously & hoped she would figure he was just teasin' her.

#( wHOO p S )#ofstanford #v; wincest

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction! (Master/Slave Edition)

1. "So you're the new purchase? Tell me, whats your name?"

2. "Are you truly interested in becoming my slave?"

3. "I told you to behave, do you call that behaving? Time for punishment, pet."

4. "You've been such a good pet, haven't you? Now come here and please Master"

5. "Look at me when I speak to you, slave"

6. "Do you think I was joking? Get down and lick my boots clean"

7. "Did I say slaves have permission to speak?"

8. "Have you completed your chores today, slave?"

9. "Are you ready to begin slave training?"

10. "Get on your hands and knees, I want a footstool"

11. "Strip. I want to see my new purchase properly"

12. "You've been good today, I think you've earned a reward"

13. "Is your collar too tight pet?"

14. "Before we begin, we are going to negotiate a contract"

15. "Can you see through that blindfold?"

16. "You have been disobedient, and you will be punished for it."

17. "Fetch me another glass of wine"

18. "what makes you think you have earned the right to leave the basement?"

19. "Kneel. Crawl over here, and maybe, maybe, I won't punish you this time."

20. "Oh you're such a pretty face. Buying you was such a good idea."

21. "Come here pet. I've bought you your first collar."

22. "How dare you speak to me like that."

23. "Fetch me my crop"

24. "I control you now. You are mine."

25. "Did you get my permission to do that?"

26. "Do you need some time out?"

27. "why haven't you brought me the morning paper?"

28. "If you want my permission that badly for it, beg properly"

29. "Do you wish to leave?"

30. "Today, you will get my mark"

triskaidekamaniacaries

text meme; tfln #2

hisclyde

[text]: The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We’d really like the company. [text]: we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis [text]: conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often [text]: but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn’t be hard if you’re trashed, right? [text]: it went well until I said “me” instead of “my” and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate [text]: I hope none of us try to run for public office one day [text]: A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award. [text]: This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid. [text]: You can’t talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life. [text]: The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging [text]: I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask? [text]: he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire—the thirst literally almost burned the place down!! [text]: we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive [text]: If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate. [text]: I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked. [text]: You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated [text]: I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written [text]: The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen [text]: Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim “Lady and the Tramp” style with a guy in a bar. [text]: Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time [text]: you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation [text]: Eat your greens and take your tequila shots [text]: i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now [text]: GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON! [text]: Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner [text]: He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50. [text]: Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all. [text]: Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?

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’ WHAT? ‘ ’ IT’S A DRESS. you act like you’ve never seen a dress before. ‘

hisclyde

❝ It's not that, Sammy, ------It's--um--just that you--er--never really wear dresses. ----It looks good. ❞ He was LYING. It was distracting him because it looked SO good on HER.

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