The Nerdist

Hello, everyone! My name is Mel and I am into a variety of things; anime, Disney, horror games, cute animals, theatre, cosplay, etc. I just want the world to be happy.

[jemandtherobots]

since we’re on the subject of james acaster, this is hands down the funniest joke in repertoire and it gets me every single fuckin time and i can’t even explain why it’s so funny

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[avatrashh]

Girl Scouts support planned parenthood? Y’all just doubled my order

[do-turtles-have-feelings]

[maxximonstre]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[youcannotnotbereal-deactivated2]

This all went through my head in like four seconds.

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[hostilemuppet]

they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers

[hostilemuppet]

my favourite part of this post is everyone telling me their depression game in the tags

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not together 

[mxlabradorite]

I’ve been out of school for thirteen years and I still feel this in my goddamn bones.

[sloppystyle]

god I wish I was a feral hamster

[orcdorc]

@musicalmenace

[whatspeaksofter]

[gluten-free-pussy]

How can something so tiny be full of so much rage

[spicy1234567890-deactivated2014]

[prokopetz]

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

[batneko]

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

[minoukatze]

[gifsboom]

[virgohumor]

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[ruinedchildhood]

Avengers: Endgame (2019) dir. The Russo Brothers

[dyckes-remade-deactivated201909]

[demilypyro]

me: here’s a list of fictional characters i want to bone

my gf: this in no way diminishes my attraction to you. here’s my own list

me: 

[freakxwannaxbe]