[meyaoyu]

studies from pride and prejudice (2005)

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[adampvrrish]

my fatal flaw is that if i don't want to do something i just won't do it like mama raised a quitter for sure.. i'll be doing something and suddenly be like damn what if i just didn't 🤔. very freeing but also i suffer so many consequences

[aleha84]

Departing

[vatcher]

pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[unclefather]

[dicksmasher]

[cirilee]

[charlesoberonn]

[weaver-z]

[kitsune-kaos]

[rylandsgrace]

#amazing

[whenilookedatyouthelightchanged]

[lezarus]

people have got to stop climbing mount everest like girl we arent supposed to do that stopppp fr stoppppp

[swesq21]

TUMBLR IS SHOWING ME GERMAN VIAGRA ADS

[swesq21]

Oh Mein gott zis dashboard ist full of erectilendisfünctiönen

[loudlyunladylike]

saw a boat today that looked so soft and so lonely, if I was stronger maybe I would write a poem about her

[loudlyunladylike]

[unexplainedthings]

you dont have to speak alien or be a telepath to know what hes thinking!

oh shit i crashed the saucer!

[railroadsoftware]

true!! we’ve all been there

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????