Super Official Mayor of the Moon™

Moon Mayor 

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[beemovieerotica]

😭😭😭

[talesfromthecrypts]

Someone says they aren’t a woman and everyone just jumps straight to them being a man like those are the only options

[b0nkcreat]

steps

[segamascott]

[charl0ttan]

to be honest i do have beef with some microbes

[yoshspace]

shoulda cooked it longer that gets rid ofem

[sticky-smoothie]

I hate gamers…

[thyrell]

skyrim fans, grab your shouting

[bimbo-bear]

Pokemon fans, grab your balls

[thyrell]

this event is cancelled

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[orteil42]

by 2050 all the original King of the Hill episodes will be lost media, only survived by their youtube poop versions. another 200 years and these will be considered canonical

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Medieval dungeon chatroom

InnocentCobbler: I Can't take much more...

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torturevictim12: heeeeeelllllllllppppp

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Smellysickly: 🐀🐀💩🐀🐀🤢🐀💩💩🐀💩

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ScremWhenYouSeeMe [MOD]: Hey guys my kid is dunking a witch in front of the king today. Would it be okay if I took the day off and just let you starve a bit?

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InnocentCobbler: 👍

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Smellysickly: Go for it! 😁

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torturevictim12: moans happily

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i_deserve_it: Breaking wheel today plss

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[guooey]

Hehe :)

[csny]

[thesituation]

[galileosballs]

[were--ralph]

Female one btw

[aleatoryw]

okay this is really fascinating to me bc I feel like what they're each picking up from each other is "this woman fails to meet the standards of hetero womanhood" - none of them look like the lead of a romcom, none of them look like an instagram model. passing each other on the street they won't look that closely, but when scrutinizing the image, they pick up on these "failures" and interpret them as deliberately signaling disinterest in male attraction. the secret of course is that no one can meet these standards because they're fake; instagram models and movie actresses are staged and edited.

of course the creator probably got some "straight" responses and edited them out but it's interesting right? that wearing a leopard print top or being the "wrong" body shape pings whatever passes for a gaydar on straight people? that women in t-shirts without a full face of makeup are not performing enough femininity to be "real (straight) women"? the unprompted transvestigation is not unrelated from the distinction of who is a real straight woman.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]