real goblin hours

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[demigodgooglesearches]

“too young to be a 90s kid but close” (aka 00s kid) aesthetic:

-nyan cat, llams with hats

-owls. everybody loves owls–

-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops…jean skirts with… leggings…. dc shoes… shell shoes…

those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.

-morning circle. playing 7 up at school. FOUR CORNERS

-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was… was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.

-crimp your hair bitch… or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-

-bakugan and tech decks

-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.

-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it… gushers

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off… memorizing cheat codes… square circle square-

-the fucking wii… making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn… then skype

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game… let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”

-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?

-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob movie…

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!

- I LIke to move it move it…

-POPTROPICA

-where the sidewalk ends from the school library… with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS

-leapfrog

-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.

-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen

-🎶 we the peoplee… in order to form a more perfect union…🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶 puff the magic dragon 🎶

THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-

the original teen titans

teach me how to dougie. soldier boy. the hoedown throwdown. the hannah montana movie 3d they were giving 3d glasses away literally in walmart

bILLY MAYS AND SHAMWOW

[liziqis]

ig: maniurashyd

[emmablowguns]

i’ve never felt more seen

[soberlydrunk]

Visit Original Link

[picturesque-score]

if this reaches like. fifty notes at least i’ll make like a 15+ band discord and dm the link to everyone who likes or reblogs this post

any fans of these bands are welcome:

my chemical romance

panic! at the disco

all time low

mom jeans

the front bottoms

fredo disco

the maine

state champs

twenty one pilots/tyler joseph

paramore

the neighbourhood

waterparks

destroy boys

ajj

ajr

bo burnham

all i ask is that you’re not a jerk lol

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[jordutch]

[xraincovex-deactivated20200115]

oops

[rosylakes-archive]

im not risking it

[nessiesim]

Beware of the great duckie 🤐

[dilbaro-deactivated20240405]

I’m already having writer’s block, maybe this’ll help me out lol

[stuckonjbbarnes]

I HAVE SO MUCH TO FINISH

[simsadventures]

Definitely not risking it 😱

[askstuff-forstella-andfriends-d]

ALL HAIL THE DUCK OF CREATIVITY!!!

XD

[lunaria-tsukano97-deactivated20]

I need the motivation

[illumimadi33]

I’m in desperate need.

[xxadorableillusionsxx]

Love me a good ol duck

[bulletproofrevenge-deactivated2]

i have art block p l e a s e

[april132009]

please my writers block is making me suffer

[dechart]

My writing is literally flowing right now but I wouldn’t risk it.

[mischiefmakermax]

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[fullheartedlyprovocative]

Me, watching Steven become increasingly isolated, depressed, self-hating, and just overall tired:

[marcitlali]

[quinoaphoenicks]

me after smoking half a bowl and drinking one bourbon on a weeknight

[marcitlali]

me after taking Yak tranquilizers in a berlin warehouse

[msmarycrawley]

Old Hollywood actresses + The Onion headlines

[chris-evans]

EUPHORIA (2019)

[monavat-deactivated20210419]

More of this!!

[gazeboarcade]

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[ginger-ale-official]

huh photoshop sure is running real slow today how strange *looks around for a bit*

wait..

ah

[ginger-ale-official]

I did the math and this image has five times more square feet than my own home

[tiktokarchive]

Employee: Hi there, welcome to McDonald's. The ice cream machine is fucking broke, so don't even ask.

Customer: Oh, that's no problem. I'd actually like to order a... six piece.

Employee: Okay, one six piece nuggets with, a sauce. Coming up.

Customer: Oh, no no. I don't want six nuggets. I want six sauces. And one nugget.

Employee: You want- uh, sir- sir, give me one second, please.... [whispering] Karen. Karen!

Manager: Ah, whaddyu want, Dante? Nobody's gonna salt these fries themselves.

Employee: This guy fucking knows about the sauces! He knows how to get extra sauces!

Manager: He what? Are you fucking shitting- you know what? Gimme the- gimme the mic.... um hello sir, hi, I'm the manager, Karen. Apparently we're having a little complication with your order.

Customer: Yeah, Karen, let's skip the bullshit, I've got Ronald on speed dial, and I'm WAITING to tell him I'm not lovin' it. I'm fucking waiting.

Manager: Y- y- y- y- y- you know Ronald? Oh, uh, who fucking put you up to this shit, huh? Those fucking bitches are Burger King, huh? Go get the sauces, Dante. You know, somebody's gonna fucking get your for this shit, one day, oka-

[tiktokarchive]

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