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do you motherfuckers not want to sleep ever again
It's all fun and games until the cat yaks under there at 3:00am and you have to commando crawl in there with a pack of Chlorox wipes like fucking Theseus going to slay the minotaur
If a girl looked at me, I thought she was only interested because she had seen me in the movie. It made me feel worthless. I wanted girls to like me because I was funny or cute or interesting. That’s what you want, isn’t it, when you’re 13? And I guess when you’re 40 as well.
“Call Me By Your Name But Lil Nas X Makes All the Sounds With His Mouth”
aka one of the best acapella arrangements i’ve ever HEARD??
insp. @kallypsowrites
tag urself: greek tragic heroine edition!! i’m a mix of kassandra and antigone
Oh, I’m utterly Elektra and Klytemnestra. That’s...not great?
patron saints are so funny, like some horrendous shit happens to them and the catholic church says "ok they're the patron saint of soap now"
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Types of Scientific Paper
Truth.
Some amazing book dedications:
PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED
The enemies and siblings ones lmao
Well now I need to be fucking published. My master’s thesis acknowledgments were not nearly as snarky as I am.
Yep kind of true
this website is full of people chasing the high of being right in 10th grade english
You have GOT to be FUCKING KIDDING ME
They’ve done it again
I’ve been thinking about this and how the Simpsons called it and I think maybe they just read the room way better than anyone else.
1. trump being (the former) president sounds and is and was just absolutely ridiculous, but even back then people knew he was a con man with exactly as much unearned and often pretend wealth as it would take to successfully buy the presidency, the conman’s instinct for finding out what people wanna hear and saying it over and over and the ego to be magnetic to those who are, frankly, pathetic. The Simpsons was a show that started out being reviled by a lot of Middle America. The creators were always aware just how backwards America could be, how much conservative backlash we were capable of. And trump banked on that. And he was the kind of guy that the people who were in a position to stop him would dismiss with a, “pfft, he’s a sideshow, he’ll never make it, it’s absurd”. Right up until he’s dismantling democracy from the Oval. The Simpsons was known for imagining ridiculous but not 100% impossible scenarios and just flying with it. They were the walking definition of “your chances of being killed by a cat are extremely, extremely low, but never zero.”. The chances of trump being POTUS were extremely, extremely low but sadly not zero.
2. Any female head-of-state would have to have a certain look, because misogyny. They’d have to ride the line between not too masculine (so no strong blues or reds, no neutrals) and not too feminine (no pink, yellow or pastels), not too adorned and not too plain, not so rich looking it puts the middle class off (no diamonds or big stones) but appropriately coiffed enough to make her success evidence (so some jewelry must be worn). A cool purple is a good color because it can feminine-to-neutral (a male executive could wear this as a tie color and no one would think twice) while still lending itself to an outfit that’s the spiritual heir to Hilary’s power pants suit. Pearls, as well, ride that line. They’re classy, but not flashy, they’re classic but never outdated. Reasonably good looking fakes can be obtained by the lower classes yet the upper classes continue to wear them so their status as a class marker remains.
If I were thinking carefully about how a smart, determined woman like a grown President Lisa Simpson would present herself, I’d pick just about this outfit.
So, I think that’s how we got to this place. Perceptive writers in the past, keen design sense, America being exactly as fucked up as they imagined and yet containing enough people determined to keep marching forward so that a woman could be President or Vice President.
I totally agree with your analysis but also please consider the much funnier alternative:
Kamala Harris saw this episode and did it on purpose.
It should be illegal or something to sing “This Land Is Your Land” without the secret verses
You took one of the greatest hobo anthems ever written and turned it patriotic. That’s basically a war crime.
Secret verses??!??
At the beginning:
As I went walking that endless bread line My landlord gave me a 2-week deadline And Labor Action ran a better headline: “This land was made for you and me!”
This land is their land, it isn’t our land From the plush apartments to the Cadillac car land From the Wall Street office to the Hollywood star land This land is not for you or me
So take your slogan and kindly stow it If this was our land, you’d never know it So let’s get together and overthrow it ‘Cause this land was made for you and me
And then in the middle:
As I went walking, I saw a signpost And the sign said “No Trespassing!” But on the backside, it didn’t say nuthin ‘Cause that side was made for you and me
Holy shit.
American folk singer Woody Guthrie, who wrote other songs such as Tear The Fascists Down, All You Fascists Bound To Lose, Miss Pavlichenko, and like 6 tributes to Sacco and Vanzetti, was what you might call a “communist”
on racism in hockey
Readings:
Hockey is not for Everyone - Akim Aliu
Silence is Violence - Mark Fraser
Joel Ward on What the Hockey Diversity Alliance Can Accomplish - Mike Johnston
Sarah Nurse Urges Fellow Canadians Not to Suppress Our Black History - Thomas Ketko
NHL Exec. Kim Davis on Racism in Hockey and Growing the Game - Jerry Bembry
NHL Needs Action, Not Words, on Racial Injustice - Greg Wyshynski
Kevin Weekes: NHL Needs to Get Real About Inequality - Emily Kaplan
For NHL, the Battle to Eradicate Racism in the Sport Continues -Helene Elliot
Anthony Duclair’s Protest, Racism in Minor Hockey, and More - Brandon Maki
Jospeh Opens Up About Racism, Protests
‘What the Hell are You Doing Here?’ A Conversation With Black Hockey Fans - Mark Lazerus
Evander Kane on White NHLers Addressing Racism: We Need ‘Strength in Numbers’ - Ryan S Clark
Why White NHLers are Calling out Racism Now: ‘Hit Me So Deep That I Was Angry’ - Ryan S Clark
We Need to be Loud, We need to be Unflinching - Erik Gudbranson
‘It Can’t Just be Their Fight’: Why Blake Wheeler is Speaking out Against Racism - Murat Ates
Rethinking Canada Through Indigenous Hockey - McKegney and Auksi
Videos:
How Racism in Hockey Affects Indigenous Communities
How Racism Affects Hockey Culture
Iginla on Racism in Hockey
A Roundtable on Racism with NHL Players
Black Ice: African-Canadians and Hockey
Soul on Ice: Past, Present, and Future
Akim Aliu Sits Down For A One-On-One With Ron MacLean
Ryan Reaves Talks About Hockey in the Black Community
Is Hockey Having a Moment of Reckoning?
The Conversation: Improving Representation And Shedding Bias In Hockey & The NHL
Articles:
Hockey Is For Everyone, Or Is It? - Nicole Giordano with R. Renee Hess
As hockey confronts its racism problem, why have so many NHL players remained silent? - Hemal Jhaveri
Everything wrong with the New York Islanders statement on George Floyd - Hemal Jhaveri
Nihilism and White Bliss in America’s Most Livable City; On Pittsburgh, the canonization of Mario Lemieux, and stories white progressives like to tell - Casey Taylor
Here’s what happens when you proclaim “Black Lives Matter” in the whitest sport in America - Rebecca Renee Hess
Only the puck was black: a story of race and the NHL - Gilman W. Whiting
The significance of a Stanley Cup champion named Devante - Clinton Yates
Current and former NHLers are calling for greater transparency as the GTHL keeps secret its data on penalties called for discriminatory slurs - Rick Westhead
NHL20 has a racism problem, and EA needs to address it - Jeff Veillette
Kevin Weekes: NHL needs to get real about racial inequality - Emily Kaplan
BLACK HOCKEY ROUNDTABLE: TALKING RACISM INSIDE AND OUTSIDE THE SPORT with David Amber, Blake Bolden, Grant Fuhr, Kwame Mason, and Sarah Nurse - Matt Larkin
Policy Paper for Anti-Racism in Canadian Hockey
‘We are gathered. We are here.’ Welcome to Black Girl Hockey Club - Kim Brunhuber
Books:
Black Ice: The Val James Story - Valmore James & John Gallagher
Videos:
A critical look at social justice in women’s hockey, past, present, & future - Erica L. Ayala
PART ONE: Exploring systemic racism with Blake Bolden & Allie Thunstrom. - Erica L. Ayala
PART TWO: Exploring systemic racism with Blake Bolden & Allie Thunstrom. - Erica L. Ayala
New episode of Social Justice in Women’s Hockey by Erica L. Ayala premieres Wednesday, June 9, 2020 at 8:30 pm ET with Saroya Tinker discusses “white gaze” and racism in Canada
A BGHC Community Event: Renee Hess and Saroya Tinker talk race, hockey and BLM
Podcasts:
Redvolution Rampage: The Color of Hockey with Hockey Coach Derrick Henderson, Ayo Adeniye, Malcolm Hayes, and Darius Kirksey
Bardown Beauties: #Sticktosports - Guest Erica L. Ayala
The End of Sport: Episode 16: Racism, Rebellion, and the Sport Media Complex with Hemal Jhaveri
TXHT: A Conversation with Saroya Tinker
Japers’ Rink Radio: Hockey Must Do Better with Marie Smith & Chris Watkins
Further Education & Involvement:
Anti-Racism in Sports Resources Google Doc
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*Cardi B’s voice* Oh my god… What is that? (when Pinterest gives you something you were not looking for)
I’ll leave this here lol
💕💕💕I love Stephen Johns 💕💕💕
He’s come a long way in 4 years. I’m sure the girlfriend helped, but Lord knows that isn’t always the case. <side-eye>