critical thinking is the KEY to SUCCESS !
professor laventon of legends arceus ; penned by basil
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@hisuianprofessor
critical thinking is the KEY to SUCCESS !
professor laventon of legends arceus ; penned by basil
「 RP MEME : RELUCTANT ALLIES . 」 * change pronouns as needed .
’ don’t get in my way. ’
‘ being assigned to the same mission doesn’t make us friends. ’
‘ don’t play friendly with me. ’
‘ i work alone. ’
‘ try to keep up. ’
‘ do what you want. i’m not going to babysit you. ’
‘ it’s my mission, i’m in charge. ’
‘ follow my lead. ’
‘ i’m following you. ’
‘ i have never heard such a stupid plan. ’
‘ great. you’re going to get us all killed. ’
‘ thanks for the advice. ’
‘ watch yourself! ’
‘ got your six. ’
‘ i’ve got your back. ’
‘ try not to die! or do, i don’t care. ’
‘ don’t get blood on my floor. ’
‘ can you attract any more attention to us!? ’
‘ this was supposed to be a stealth mission. ’
‘ they didn’t tell me i’d be working with an idiot. ’
‘ i hate this just as much as you, but we have to see this through. ’
‘ i’m not doing this for you. ’
‘ i’m just following orders. ’
‘ stay with me! ’
‘ let’s not make a habit of this. ’
‘ you could’ve gotten yourself killed. ’
‘ pay attention. ’
‘ if it comes between you or the mission, i’m choosing the mission. without question. ’
‘ i will leave you behind. ’
‘ i’m not leaving you behind. ’
‘ you started this thing with me, you’re ending it with me. ’
‘ we make a pretty good team. ’
‘ maybe we should do this more often. ’
‘ when this mission started, i didn’t like you… still don’t. ’
‘ you’re not so bad yourself. ’
‘ try me. ’
‘ don’t push my buttons. ’
i love bread and i dont care what happens to me because of it
*dad voice* absolutely not
“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 11 hours*
@mottomokurai-hana asked : "how long has it been since you’ve slept?"
not long. definitely. 100%! he remembered sleep. or, at least, the general idea of it.
“ just . . . ” one day? two? he hesitated to even consider it had been longer, though he’d started to feel exhaustion deep within bones. could people sleep standing up? give him another few hours, && he’d find out!
“ is there a NORMAL answer? because that one. ”
has tasted everything regularly fed to his pokémon. would do it again. probably.
@aqotheosis asked : "Just think about what you’re doing. It’s utter madness."
if words gave him pause, it was BARELY noticeable, something easily played off as distraction by one’s own interrupting thoughts. && arceus knew laventon was plagued by racing mind.
“ sanctus, my friend! ” if he were closer, he would have had to fight urge to reach out && grasp companion’s shoulders. “ you’ve known me long enough by now, haven’t you? this is far from my worst idea! ” that didn’t mean it was a GOOD one. “ it should be fine! ” SHOULD be. would be? hopefully!
@volot asked : "do you have a minute to talk?"
“ of course! ” laventon dropped twine - bound pokédex onto desk, attempting to hide surprise at arrival of other. he’d not noticed volo until he’d spoken. oops. slight jump, however, was very likely obvious. he’d never been particularly good at paying attention to world around when he got focused on something.
professor swept hand over scattered papers, pushing them into vague pile at far edge of desktop. another gesture to distract from just how caught off guard he was, though he tried to make it seem as natural as he could.
“ of course, ” he repeated, brushing palms off upon coat as he turned to face volo. “ i’ve got more than a minute! ”
@picavecalyx asked : du yu need sumewhere to stay ?
surely not! surely everything would work out! surely he’d be fine! && yet, as professor squinted into darkness in what he THOUGHT to be jubilife’s direction . . .
perhaps waiting things out would be for the best. he could admit defeat!
“ if that wouldn’t cause any issue, ” laventon began. cursed with an ever - present politeness! “ i wouldn’t wish to intrude. ”
@megalomanis asked : " why is this so important to you ? "
“ it’s not just me, ” professor assured, though words trailing into silence may have betrayed him. he recovered quickly, offering wide, genuine smile to volo. “ if, through research && cataloguing, i can help show people they CAN live safely && happily alongside pokémon . . . how could i not devote my efforts towards that? we all share this world, after all! the more we understand one another, the easier a time we’ll have coexisting! ” right? RIGHT? “ at least, that’s what i’d like to imagine. ”
ok im gonna take a nap bc i still feel bleh but ive got an open available for mutuals && some memes posted now! will be back around later on, friends (:
mentor/mentee vibes (because ur worth it–)
aka i really love the energy of this dynamic, but unfortunately this whole effort turned into me typing down actual dialogue that happened in my car while my poor father tried to teach me how to drive. but they make for fun threads! bon appetit!
from the mentor.
“ you’re doing it wrong. ”
“ would you like me to show you how to do it? ”
“ that… that’s not how you do it. ”
“ maybe this mentoring stuff requires patience that i don’t have. ”
“ keep doing it like that, and you’ll end up hurting yourself. ”
“ correct me if i’m wrong, but that’s not how i showed you to do it, is it? ”
“ okay, alright, look at me. you looking? do it exactly like i’m doing it. ”
“ move your feet, come on, you’ve got to move if you don’t want to end up flat on your ass again! ”
“ look… it’s progress, yeah? you’re better than you were before. ”
“ don’t beat yourself up; it’s a tricky move, nobody gets it right the first time. ”
“ okay, let’s… let’s try a different tactic. ”
“ you’re overthinking it. don’t think; just be in the moment. ”
“ stop, stop… alright. looking back on what you’ve just done, what do you think i’m going to say? ”
“ there’s definitely plenty of room for improvement. ”
“ ah… god, okay, don’t cry… it’s not as bad as it looks, you’re really not as bad at this as you think! ”
“ we’ll get there together. ”
“ okay. time for a break, yeah? let’s stop for now, catch a breath, we can come back to it later. ”
“ you obviously don’t enjoy any of this; why do you want me to teach you so badly? ”
“ i could teach you, if you’d like? ”
“ come on, like i showed you, remember? ”
“ feet apart, hands up; anticipate your opponent’s movements! ”
“ alright… don’t think about getting hit. this isn’t a fight. it’s a dance. you move in response and in anticipation of your opponent. ”
“ who the hell taught you to do that?! ”
“ that wasn’t terrible! you didn’t butcher it this time! ”
“ wake up. wake up, come on, up and at ‘em. you said you wanted to learn, so come on. up you get! ”
“ that was good! hell, that was brilliant! you knocked me off my feet! good job! ”
“ you need to stop worrying about hurting me. you gonna apologize and pay the hospital bills of whatever bad guy you go against next time? ”
“ i’m proud of you. ”
“ you’re doing great! “
from the mentee
“ can you teach me how to do that? “
“ i did it! “
“ okay, there’s no need to be dramatic, i wasn’t that bad! “
“ i AM trying. “
“ oh god, oh, i’m so sorry! did i hurt you? “
“ i need your help with this. okay? i can’t do this alone. “
“ you’re the expert, right? “
“ i’ve seen you fight; i wanna be as good as you! “
“ people’s lives are at stake if i lose. their blood’s gonna be on my hands, and it’ll be on yours, too, if you don’t help me. “
“ quit yelling at me, i’m trying my best! “
“ i’m doing it exactly like you told me to, and i’m still not getting it right. “
“ i don’t need a break! i need to keep going until i get this right! “
“ show me how you did it. “
“ i don’t know how. and you do. all i’m asking is for a few hours of training… please? “
“ that’s it. i quit! “
“ you’re a terrible teacher, you know that? “
“ you said you’d teach me. and i’m here to learn. so let’s go already. “
“ what’s the point?! i’m useless at this! “
“ this is pointless, i’m never going to be ready! “
ok im gonna take a nap bc i still feel bleh but ive got an open available for mutuals && some memes posted now! will be back around later on, friends (: