I'm a hit, man

He/Him man, but any pronouns will do.

[hit-man-agent-47]

In resteraunt, doing a line of straight parmesan cheese

[dessholidayzooble]

i ought be shot for sport , like an animal

[hit-man-agent-47]

👀

[noelle-ism]

look i love you all. but we cant be promoting blogs like Red Marge. you know that shits gonna come back to bite you in the ass and we're gonna end up with 40 more gimmick blogs that are just shit like "Purple Leela" and youre gonna be sick of it in less than a week

[noelle-ism]

"you can just block these blogs" the point isnt just that i was right, and i'm annoyed by them, and theyre unfunny. if it was that simple id be a god damn monk living in a buddhist temple by now. we can be haters lets be fucking haters.

if i wanted to i could probably extrapolate this into a discussion about how social media writ large has stripped down the "idea" of comedy but i'm not THAT interested in doing this at 3am. this shit is nothing.

[noelle-ism]

also kids saying "6 7!" is like 100 times funnier than whatever this thing is. so there 💅

[noelle-ism]

The gimmick blogs are a part of a healthy tumblr ecosystem, just like the people that don't actually read the posts they reblog

[hit-man-agent-47]

Luckily there are some people out there who know a thing or two about making problems like these dissapear.

[funkervogt]

Im layin in bed like Agent 47

[batz]

[hit-man-agent-47]

...

[squeakitties]

JELLIBAT'S ANIMS GOT FINISHHED TOO

[squeakitties]

THE JUBILANT JIGGLER

[elliespectacular]

I wish wordle would stop making fun of the way my clues look and just tell me what the solution was

[angel-armz]

furson

i forgot tto post this but here is my fursona that i totally didnt base off vash the stampede and sally face and kris deltarune and like a million other things

[witchern]

guillermo del toro said so many insightful and funny things last night at the frankenstein q&a that i started taking notes. these are all direct quotes. i love this man.

[ampersand-amplified]

ouch ouch ouch ouch guys stop hitting mee

[mlpqueer]

request from @agenderthief !! :3 perspective is a little donked up on this but i drew it fast so it's fine

[hit-man-agent-47]

Deltarune was an inside job.

[hit-man-agent-47]

Murdering and killing and eating people is wrong I think

[transwifebridget]

Wife Tummy 🤤

[noelle-telvanni]

this is important i think

[hit-man-agent-47]

It seems I must lock the fuck in.

[hit-man-agent-47]

Play my video games.

[hit-man-agent-47]

I have grown quite a fondness for Kasane Teto.

[hit-man-agent-47]

Back from the dead, missions have been quite intense as of late

[hit-man-agent-47]

I am going to kill the IRS.