Hitchhiking The Galaxy

You gotta keep the flaws. Crappy effects. Real puppets. That's what makes it so good, you know?" - Linus, Fanboys 2009

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

How’s tumblr been, haven’t posted or even logged in in a while. I hear boobs are back. Neato.

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

Not a comprehensive list, but it’s a solid starting point.

[sunflowerseedsandscience]

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

[igotcursed]

#me constantly

[running-batty]

It’s that time of year to say no to the Salvation Army.

Never forget they let a Trans woman die instead of helping her.

Never forget they have tossed entire families on the street for having an LGBT child.

Never forget they tell non Christian families that unless they convert they will not help them.

Never forget that the Salvation Army is bigoted and hateful, many of the bell ringers routinely heckle and harass LGBT couples.

[ftwobr2000]

Annual reblog.

[cosmomage]

In case you’re worried about being rude by ignoring the bell ringers. 

[la-laborista-republiko]

Fuck the Starvation Army. Give them nothing.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

NEVER DONATE TO THE SALVATION ARMY

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

Illegal Activity

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Domestic Abuse

Torture

Assault

Murder

Terrorism

Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

Political Corruption

Drug Trafficking

Human Trafficking

Sex Trafficking

Illegal Immigration

Contemporary Slavery 

Black Market Prices & Profits

AK-47 prices on the black market

Bribes

Computer Hackers and Online Fraud

Contract Killing

Exotic Animals

Fake Diplomas

Fake ID Cards, Passports and Other Identity Documents

Human Smuggling Fees

Human Traffickers Prices

Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices

Prostitution Prices

Cocaine Prices

Ecstasy Pills Prices

Heroin Prices

Marijuana Prices

Meth Prices

Earnings From Illegal Jobs

Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk

Forensics

arson

Asphyxia

Blood Analysis

Book Review

Cause & Manner of Death

Chemistry/Physics

Computers/Cell Phones/Electronics

Cool & Odd-Mostly Odd

Corpse Identification

Corpse Location

Crime and Science Radio

crime lab

Crime Scene

Cults and Religions

DNA

Document Examination

Fingerprints/Patterned Evidence

Firearms Analysis

Forensic Anthropology

Forensic Art

Forensic Dentistry

Forensic History

Forensic Psychiatry

General Forensics

Guest Blogger

High Tech Forensics

Interesting Cases

Interesting Places

Interviews

Medical History

Medical Issues

Misc

Multiple Murderers

On This Day

Poisons & Drugs

Police Procedure

Q&A

serial killers

Space Program

Stupid Criminals

Theft

Time of Death

Toxicology

Trauma

[w-riter-u-nknown]

I actually desperately needed this, but, quick question: What deal did you make with Homeland Security to not show up at your door?

[bluthatesfabrikk]

Thanks 💙

[nerdyfacts]

Nerdy Fact #1501: The producers of Star Trek included scenes of overt sexuality to deflect the focus of NBC’s Broadcast Standards Office censors from other controversial aspects in certain episodes, like blatant allegories of the Vietnam war and racism.

(Source.)

[queertillyarchive]

a little tasteful sideboob and no one will notice we’re telling the government to go fuck itself

[wilwheaton]

Hey Wil, I'll miss you on Twitter, but I support your reason for dropping it right now. I'm very glad I can still hear from you on Tumblr. I think you're one of the good guys. So, thanks.

Thanks for your support and understanding. I hope that Twitter cleans up its abuse and harassment problems, and addresses the rampant spread of misinformation and propaganda it enables. I hope to go reactivate my account and have fun with it again in the future.

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

Wait … Wil “sides with the abuser” Wheaton suddenly has an issue with abuse?

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

“*sobbing* Just pass me the Nutella and shut the fuck up!”

— Slytherin trying to deal with feelings (via shitthehousessay)

[thegreatsnapescape-deactivated2]

So today my mom and I talked to a guy who described himself as a Slytherpuff and he had to explain to her what that meant (and she’s Hufflepuff and I’m Slytherin, so). Later she saw a truck that had a flag with a snake on it done up in yellow and black, and asked my if that was the Slytherpuff crest, since it had Hufflepuff colors and a snake mascot like Slytherin.

It was a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag.

Here’s a visual representation of this exchange:

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

Wise words

[thehonestauthor]

Writers working on an outline like:

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

As a former journalist I was curious how google would auto fill this.

[academicssay]

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

[cosmospoons]

“Mr Darcy is not a romantic hero. He’s a socially inept nerd,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame, when a voice commands silence from the room.

“She’s right.” I look to the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Elizabeth Bennet herself.

[hitchhikingthegalaxy]

This made me laugh.

[shitslytherinssay]

Shit Slytherins Say: #165

Slytherin: *makes one mistake*

Slytherin: *slams hands on desk and chanting* DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEA—