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occasionally subtle
roma★
hello vonnie
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The Stonewall Inn
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@hitlersmonstercock
i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it
the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it
social experiment. if you rb this you have to add something go
one single glittering (huge though)
Lizard :3
Mientras tanto el pez
something so sexual about oxblood
oxblood.............
peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it
dont do this
I really hope its not too bad bc i actually love both components.
it forms a dry skin at the top made of the sour pellets. not a great start.
tastes really good actually. i also feel like i am about to explode.
do not do this.
Unanimous consensus: Do not do this
Other people: Hold on I’m about to do this
Rip to y'all, but I'm built different. Trying this tonight
Best I can do with what I have (I'm at work rn)
Oh that is a... fascinating smell
Don't do this
Alright now I’m curious
Didn't have strips so I made what I call battery acid cereal
Don't do this
World Heritage Post
kinda wanting to try it but i dont have the ingredients
ill do this at the weekend probably
complimenting me while he's railing me and he asks me to repeat it back to him >>>
"You're such a good boy. say it back."
oh my goddddd mmmmphhhh
“Youre such a good boy arent you? Arent you? Awww tell me that youre a good boy” while they tighten their grip on your neck uhghghhhhhh
THE WANK BANK— miguel edition!
╰┈➤ a list of some of vi's fav smutty fics!! (mostly me dick riding my moots)
— "Earth 703” (+ the sex pollen drabble) BY @xbellaxcarolinax
— “Mystery Girl” series BY @fairlyang
— “Lunch Break” (and literally EVERY scientist hubby!miguel fic she’s written) BY @improbable-outset
— “Nerd!Miguel starts an OF” and it’s sequel BY @cheonstapes
— “69ing w/ Miguel” BY @mybvalentine
— “Sticky-Icky" BY @bluesidez
— "Dad Bod!Miguel ft. breeding kink" BY @cupcakeinat0r
— Literally any of their "sweet thoughts", but this one especially BY @sweetimpurity
— Every single fic she writes is phenomenal, but my favourite is the "Curvy!Reader x Miguel" headcanons BY @cherryredstars
— “Let's Make Up" and "Don't Push It" BY @monarchberrysblog
— Every "The Quiet Storm on 209.9" oneshot BY @risararelywrites
— "Miguel Knows How to..." BY @lacedinweb22
— "My Husband Has A Symbiote!" BY @slushycoookie
— "Study Night" BY @pxtched
— "Mi Valentín" BY @xxsugarbonesxx
— "Present time with baby daddy!" (specifically pt.6) BY @yougavemeyourheartyouknow
— "Devil's Advocate" BY @st4rymoon
— "Pretty in Pink" BY @miguelhugger2099
— Literally ANYTHING BY @lazyjellyfish300
— "Miguel x Wife!Reader (Lactation Kink)" BY @exhaslo
obviously there are many many more amazingly sexy fics and extremely talented writers on this app, so I might have to make a part 2!
happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!
though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!
thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!
Happy Neil Day! Please enjoy the very rare alternate Neil images!
marriage proposal is boring. dedicate your erotic gay fanfiction to me instead
my mom’s trans allyship is on another level
she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”
I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
Knowing what I know about chinese culture there’s something so beautifully simple about his logic of “no son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Should’ve had more sons! Should’ve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!” and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and you’re mad you don’t have three?? Whack. Greedy.
I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspring’s friend and going “now they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow they’re still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.” and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something
thought about that quote "homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in one" but how awkward would it be if we discovered another species that was homophobic
"homosexuality exists in 1000+ species, homophobia only exists in two. what? oh, humans, and the yellow-patched cuboid pinecone wren that was recently discovered on an island off the coast of canada. they're fucking bigots"
Paging @acuityinnovations , who is studying a species of homophobic worm.
Tis true! Caenorhabditis elegans gets stressed and may die if it accidentally engages in gay sex ✨ (Gems and Riddle, 2000)
I've seen several C elegans males attempt to mate with each other, but genuinely had no idea this happens lmao
full-force slamming my cock into a cliff face that ive painted to resemble a pussy after watching the roadrunner fuck it with ease
That enough Tumblr for today
log back on and read my post you son of a bitch
ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose
happy birthday to my thing
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