Nothin’ To See Here

27 | If Elon successfully tanks Twitter I’ll be here more lmao

[batteredhilt]

[modern-alebrije]

[jokerlives]

[animentality]

[stabbyhobbit]

my friend you can't just leave this in the tags

[blackdenimjeans3]

Hey, a while ago I called you fat. I just wanted to apologize. I’ve recently gained a lot of weight and now I’m fat, too. Definitely wouldn’t appreciate it if someone called me fat.

Fat bitch

[bunkey]

this whole goblin encampment wants my ass

[warandpeas]

View On WordPress

[shubbabang]

[warandpeas]

Wedding Day

[hallowed-hollow-deactivated2023]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

You pay Netflix more than Netflix pays in taxes.

[gayscapades]

pardon?..

[rederiswrites]

Don't know how many times I've showed a non-Tumblr person a Tumblr post and had the whole thing derail because the poor soul actually read someone's user name.

[rederiswrites]

"Why does it say--" *squints at the screen* "....aziraphale's flaming cock??"

"Oh no uh, ignore that."

[aziraphales-flaming-cock]

[bug-in-space]

[avvocarlo]

the lonesome boner seems to shoot a load at night

[sleepingbaggi]

im not reblogging this shit man.

[avvocarlo]

you literally just did dumbass

[fatfatties]

Garlic Cheese Bread

[fullfrontalbirds]

Little Bustard (Tetrax tetrax)

© Marc FASOL

[toodleroodle]

Don’t call him that :(

[fullfrontalbirds]

he knows what he did

[vintar]

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

[oceanicmajestic]

outta my way, straight boy

[the-real-skeletor]

I have the biggest dick in 40 square miles

[nsomniacsdream]

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[wickedwonderlandd]

[egberts]