doff thy name, motherfucker

gigi · they/them · Ao3 pwhl sideblog: montrealvictoire

[towerofglass]

fuck it. we blog

[hityouwithhammers]

new url i cant believe it was open

[tearfulangel]

do you bet on losing dogs? have you thought about betting on losing dogs? will you bet on losing dogs? when will you bet on losing dogs?

[allgremlinyaps]

I wonder if immediate action is required on my part or if it can wait awhile

[ashoss]

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

[fictionalgod]

MLP art by @onionpwder

[hityouwithhammers]

told my friend i was gonna get to toronto at 10:30 to help her move. it’s 12:30 and she is TWO AND A HALF HOURS AWAY. because SHE SLEPT IN????

[rockabillywife]

This is how dating apps feel

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

[theweirdwideweb]

[freebroccoli]

REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL

[dogpuppy]

[hityouwithhammers]

seriously every single time anyone in my family makes a comment about how my showers are 10-15 minutes long i feel like that scene from totally spies that’s like “she’s bald! she’s bald and torturing people who have hair!”

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[hityouwithhammers]

barbara streisand trying to seduce jeff bridges

this movie should’ve been lesbian

[hityouwithhammers]

da mirrah. it has two fayces.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[railroadsoftware]

got 4 words for ya: bagel and cream cheese. here’s another: coffee…..