777 ways

[onward-to-victuuri]

are you an “arrr” pirate or a “yo ho ho” pirate

[burnfoofighters]

I’m an “I’m not paying $600 for Photoshop” pirate

[venus-is-in-bloom]

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

[trainsinanime]

Just once, I want the hero to go “your wife/sister/mother/whatever would not have wanted this!”, and the villain to go, “actually, we talked about this a lot. She was really into vigilante justice and eye for an eye stuff. She always said, if something like this happens, avenge me.”

[dreadlord-mr-son]

“Your mother never would have wanted this!”

“Wow you clearly never met my mother.”

[amuseoffyre]

“Your wife wouldn’t have wanted this!”

“To be honest, I’m following her list of instructions. Do you think I came up with this plan by myself?”

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

[biscuitsandtee]

it was on sale

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

thanks mom

[hiverallen]

The outsider: Ah yes, I love all my Marked equally! Corvo, Vera, Delilah, Emily, and /looks at smudged writing on hand/ Doug

[hp-moods]

Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini

(requested by @aka-noodle)

[esteljune]

ONE   MAN   A R M Y

[hiverallen]

[hiverallen]

[hiverallen]

Vojtěch Preissig — «The Seven Ravens», 1903

[uniquenessinabox]

How long does an owl live?

[wesleysjumpers]

Six and a half books

[sunketsu]

No

[hiverallen]

[hiverallen]

Julie Corcoran

[my-friend-the-frog]

night terrors

[hiverallen]

[hiverallen]

Me: Not today, Satan

Satan: How about tomorrow?

Me: I can't I have work. Friday?

Satan: Yeah I can do Friday

[regulartownie-deactivated202603]

You never realize how much gay stuff is on your dash until your parents are looking over your shoulder