my brain

hi i’m brittany

[cosmiic-fool]

let's be honest, the entire trc fandom has a collective crush on adam parrish, and no, don't try to deny it.

[daystens-archive]

im a simple bitch. i see a drawing of a ghost, i think about noah czerny

[harvestheart]

LADY JUSTICE

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[jxhn-mulaney]

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

[lovelydeck]

I saw him live at my college. During his show he shouted something, which spooked a service dog in training that someone had brought with them (the dogs are common on campus, cause they are learning how to socialize and be in large crowds without reacting). Seeing the dog had been scared he apologized and asked the dog’s name. Upon hearing the dogs name was “Blanket” he about lost his god damn mind he was so happy. throughout the show he kept checking on Blanket. It was adorable.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is my favorite version of this thread now

[mazikomo]

Due to a snow storm he had to reschedule his show in my city. He came on and did his hellos and all that. Then he goes, “I really want to thank everyone for coming it since this had to be rescheduled EXCEPT FOR THE 4 PEOPLE IN THE SECOND ROW!” gesturing to the 4 empty seats there. So what do me and my friends do who are sitting next to them? We get up and spread out with an empty seat between each of us to fill the space. He watches us dumbfounded and goes, “yeah we sure showed them!” We stayed like the for the entire show.

[cicadatree]

not even the coffee could wake us

[ellenent]

She is so precious!! Stock market princess Made two backgrounds because I could

You can get this at my Redbubble!

[retrogamingblog2]

how you see your animal crossing island

how your island sees you

[listentothestories]

Banned Books by Ideal Bookshelf

Buy Print

[crow--teeth]

hey vampires! im very stupid and have so much blood

[lordofinspiration]

Michelle Morin

[uponthepages]

i got a new shelf and I love it so much

[grayskymorning]

Ni Lynn

[mienar]

saturday breakfast

[desultory-suggestions]

It’s okay if you count on your fingers, if you continually change how you look, if you’re passionate about something you aren’t good at, if you’re confused about your identity, if you score low on tests often. It’s okay if you have an irregular skin tone, moles, frizzy hair, unevenly clipped nails, crooked teeth, acne, eczema. You’re enough, and you’re deserving of love.

[literatibookstore]

Springtime at the bookstore

[incorrecttua]

Maybe, just once, someone will call me ‘sir’ without adding, ‘you’re making a scene

Klaus (via incorrecttua)

[cutest-animals-here]