[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[xanaxfarts]

Cat Series a series of cats placed on flatbed scanners

[islayme]

[achillesinhighheels]

[guyfailurespecialist]

[puffxaddy]

[pnglove]

[brucebocchi]

[oneheadtoanother]

Ok now do NYT columnists

[dorkichiban]

already this has tags in the notes like “#anti ai” but... this is just real life with almost everything. this is like grifter 101 please don’t exceptionalize needing to be critical of chatgpt.

[clockworkdragonffxiv]

This is literally how job interviews work, by the way, and then everyone is surprised the super-duper confident guy is also an incompetent moron.

[semicolonthefifth]

It’s also where we get “con artist”, aka “confidence artist”. It’s someone who dazzles you with the assurance that they know what they are talking about because they speak with absolute certainty despite not knowing anything. I dare say it’s gotten worse with the internet because text and careful/exciting editing makes people seem more confident than before - and if you think you’re immune, you aren’t.

[disgustinggf]

[ella-lloyd]

what were you doing in church? you are a yaoi blogger

this may be the best ask I've ever gotten

[rynnitheepooh]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[acatnamedafteradog]

Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[hmtel]

bumber sticker ideas:

one that says "my cuck chair is the driver's seat"

and another under it that says "honk if youre horny for my wife"