For all things Snape, Hogwarts Legacy and my OCs

No minors, no haters. Main @jester-junk

[extra-venomous-tentacula]

You know what?

I'm feeling spicy today, so fuck Dumbledore for his "Your father saved Snape's life" explanation.

No, sir, James saved Lupin's life; and Sirius, himself and possibly Peter from being expelled as the person who got another student killed and his accomplices.

Snape surviving, too, was a consequence of James protecting his friends, and even attempted murder should have gotten everyone expelled but Remus.

Dumbledore was on some "boys will be boys" bullshit.

[shift-shaping]

Fandom hates ai until someone makes an audio post of their fav talking dirty. "Protect artists" "protect writers" But fuck voice actors I guess?

Like I'm just saying, some of y'all passing around posts made using AI voice acting are the same people railing against ai in writing and visual art. Where is the line? Only when your job/hobby is threatened? Come on now.

[jester-junk]

I ABSOLUTELY WILL CREATE A BG3 SIDE BLOG TO SIMP FOR ASTARION AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

BUT I HAVE TO PLAY THROUGH THE GAME FIRST SO I CAN AVOID SPOILERS

BUT PREPARE YOUR BUTTS FOR SO MANY HEADCANONS

[sleepybradipo]

A quick sketch. He robbed the library.

[hoarding-niffler]

FUCK this is adorable

[sal--absinthii]

If you're a pro-Snape blog can you reblog so I can build up my dashboard again

I can't remember all the blogs I was following

[hoarding-niffler]

O-o I’m suddenly seeing multiple asks in my inbox that were NOT THERE before. But they feel old? Did Tumblr not notify me about them back when I got them? Are they new? But I got no notification for them today! 

I’m so sorry if your ask got lost in limbo somewhere, lmao, I’ll try to get to all of those asks over the weekend! <3

[hoarding-niffler]

Something I really do love about HL is how diverse the staff are. And sure, some could argue it’s just being “woke” to cancel out the backlash surrounding JKR’s grossness, but I disagree. To me it doesn’t feel forced, and they did a pretty good job of making the whole staff feel like nuanced humans. Especially the little tidbits like finding letters in their offices/bedrooms and being able to ask them more personal questions once your quests with them are done.

Oh, I agree! I'm convinced that the team behind HL did all this out of passion, and not some weird obligation.

There are so many wonderful tidbits, trivia facts and easter eggs hidden all throughout the game, you have to know and love the franchise to be able to even get the initial idea for them.

[coconurt]

~ 💖 ASK GAME 💖 ~

📷 What’s set as your phone’s lockscreen?

🍫 Cheese or chocolate?

✨ Do you have any nicknames?

🎵 Last song you listened to?

✏️ Have you ever written fanfiction?

😏 Are you on discord?

 💛 Do you have any piercings?

🐰 What do you think says the most about a person?

🍪 If you were a cookie, what kind would you be?

🐶 Are you more of a dog person or a cat person?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

🌼 What’s the last thing you said out loud?

🙃 What’s a weird fact that you know?

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

🧸 Favorite place to nap?

🏳️‍🌈 Are you a member of the LGBTQIA+ community?

🦋 Describe yourself in three words.

👖 Jeans or sweatpants?

🥤 What’s your go-to Starbucks order?

🧡 A color you can’t stand?

💎 What’s your most prized possession?

☕ Coffee or tea?

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

🌙 How long have you been on tumblr?

🌴 Desert island item?

🐸 Describe your aesthetic.

🔮 What’s your dream job?

💙 Relationship status?

🌿 Describe your favorite outfit.

🎤 Is there a song you know all the lyrics to?

🤎 What color is your hair?

💌 Do you talk to yourself?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🌸 Best compliment you ever received?

💞 @ your favorite blog.

Reblogs are appreciated!

[madamestephanie]

Ask away darlings 🌺💕

[tlirsgender]

I hate... fanon archetypes. You know how people sand down their blorbos to fit into the same handful of incorrect quote templates and then they forget their actual canon personalities because they've gone too long without engaging with the source material? I hate it. I hate it. He would not fucking say that. The joke was slightly funny when it was on the office or whatever but we've all heard it over and over with different characters pasted into it how are you still laughing please let me out

[tlirsgender]

The funny character has no other personality traits. Also he's incompetent now. The one who's kind of prickly is just weirdly mean OR sad and did nothing wrong, take your pick. Gotta have the Sunshine Boy. Woman 1 is yass slay badass. Woman 2 is the rest of the cast's Mother. If there's only one woman, she can be both. Do you want to kill yourself yet

[tlirsgender]

I didn't say a fandom but you thought of one, didn't you? That's because they all do this. All of them. You search the main tags for the media of your choice and you will find them there. The same incorrect quotes you've been hearing for years. It's like a time loop. It's my own personal torment nexus

[enfinizatics]

severus snape smoking cigarettes.

severus snape brewing potions late at night with his sleeves rolled up.

severus snape reading chemistry books.

severus snape eating takeout during summer break while working on the course syllabuses for the upcoming school year.

severus snape listening to the muggle radio while preparing potion ingredients while humming softly.

severus snape having tea with his older muggle neighbor and discussing plants and gardening tips.

severus snape enjoying his freshly brewed coffee in the morning.

severus snape doing groceries in a local supermarket and always buying a bar of milk chocolate.

just domestic severus snape things.

[communistkenobi]

disliking a character not because I actually find them annoying or whatever but because the people who like that character are insufferable

[jester-junk]

In case this wasn’t clear; I will not interact with your account if you share or promote AI generated images, texts or voices. The art and voice acting industry is currently hit hard by this and I will not support AI that can do nothing but steal from what humans have created. 

Pick up a pen and learn to draw. 

Open a document and start to write. 

Start a recording program and talk. 

Art is emotion. Art is for humans from humans. 

[hoarding-niffler]

I’m sorry for being so quiet recently. I am going through some health shite that takes an awful lot of time to figure out and cope with gaming a lot. But not Hogwarts Legacy. I WILL return to the game (and Sebastian) eventually, though. 

[the-flowerwolf]

Let's talk about canonical Sebastian

For some reason Sebastian got a reputation of another dark Slytherin who's obsessed with power. Many added him to ✨the Slytherins✨ list. Although in fact he's nothing like Draco, Snape and especially Voldemort. So let's forget about fanons where he's obsessive and possessive and remember some FACTS about him. All based on his behaviour in the game.

He's a brilliant student. Professor Weasley and Scribner both said it. And teachers don't usually praise you for nothing;

He's the BIGGEST NERD in Hogwarts. "What I do with every book. Read it." Had me. He also mentioned his parents tought him to love books. Dude goes to the restricted section not to become another dark lord, but because curiosity in his nature;

He's loyal and protective. I don't even beed to comment on this one;

He is full of youthful maximalism. Which is completely normal at the age of 15. That's why he thinks he knows better than anyone else and hates ALL the goblins just because one cursed his sister (as he thinks);

He expects everything from his beloved. But just because he would do everything for them too. Like risk his life and soul to safe your life? So he doesn't use people, he just thinks it's normal;

He's understanding and supporting. Yes, part of him saw mc as someone who can save his sister. But he only mentioned it once or twice. Beside of that he saw them as partners. When mc said they can't tell him their secret, he understood. He didn't push or try to trick them into telling him. But when they decided to share he was nothing but supportive (although he didn't understand a thing);

Again, he's like super smart. Reading books isn't enough. He actually taught himself the unforgivables and could decrypt Slytherin's book;

He has a healthy self-esteem. He knows his worth and don't have a need to prove something to someone. You can see it in his reaction when he lost in the duel. He doesn't shout about how cool he is (cough Leander cough);

He knows exactly what he wants from life and does everything to get it. Like a good Slytherin he is;

He's not even violent. You heard him screaming? Me neither (expect this one time with Solomon but oh well). Usually he just says he needs some time to think and calm down. He's very mature (If not for his maximalism, but it'll pass). At least more mature than any grown up I know. He only called mc "arrogant", but never screamed or bit anyone.

That's just a few things I could think of! Sebastian is not only cocky boy, who would kill anyone to protect his family. He's a kind, decent person, who only tried to help. What happened was Solomon's fault and not Sebastian's. He was only a child, after all. It was Solomon's job to protect and support them. And he failed.

[scverussnape]

severus snape + troubled birds

[hoarding-niffler]

Good shit. Give it a watch.

[hoarding-niffler]

Listen, I love Snape, he deserves all the love BUT 

B U T 

I absolutely can’t get used to the fact that the Snape fandom collectively decided to exchange the first two letters of way too many words with “Sn”. 

It all sounds so incredibly SNUPID.