i will find you someday, excalibur

tansy. 19. wa. broadway, men, and boobs- these are a few of my favourite things.

[gingerblivet]

[plop-alot-deactivated20200125]

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

[neuksei-deactivated20200222]

If you have blackheads on your nose: Mix together half a spoon of honey and half a spoon of cinnamon. Put enough of the mixture to cover your nose and then massage for 3 mins. Wash it off with warm water and most of the blackheads should be gone!

[neuksei-deactivated20200222]

You can put this all over your face tbh and exfoliate bc it cleans out your pores and makes your skin really soft!

[psyducked]

okay so I tried this out tonight before actually reblogging because I was afraid it would be a prank and I didn’t want to cause any of you harm, but it’s legit! All but the few largest blackheads were cleared (which is fine because the largest are the easiest to push out—for me at least) and I used it on my forehead + shoulders also, it makes your skin feel brand new. Fore warning however, it really makes your skin burn in sensitive areas (the area around my nose in this case) so be prepared for that, also your skin gets very pink from the cinnamon burn so best not to do it right before heading out. Yay for easy/natural blackhead cleansers, I’ve been really self conscious about them on my nose for a long time

[kimkardashianslider]

reblog to save a life

[capslockapocalypse]

HEY THERE PERIOD HAVERS

YOU SEE THIS?

LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL BOX THAT I GOT IN THE MAIL HERE TODAY

it looks like a normal ol cute box until you open it…

to see a CUTE LIL CUT OUT OF UNDIES INSIDE!

But the BEST PART IS THAT INSIDE THE UNDIES…

ARE FREE MAXI PADS

THERE’S SIX DIFFERENT KINDS. SIX OF EM.

YOU CAN GO TO THE U BY KOTEX WEBSITE AND SELECT A SAMPLE PACK OF FREE PADS, LINERS, OR TAMPONS. THAT SHOULD GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST A WHOLE PERIOD FOR FREE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SHIPPING.

AND THE BEST PART?

ON THE BACK OF THE PACKING SLIP OF THIS V DISCREET BOX…

THERE’S A ONE DOLLAR OFF COUPON. FREE PADS AND TAMPONS AND A FREE COUPON OMG

GO GET EM

[meme-loving-stuck]

HONESTLY IF YOU HAVE PERIODS AND SUDDENLY RUN OUT OF YA SANITARY PRODUCTS, HAVING THIS SHIT STASHED IN YOUR DRAWER IS A LIFESAVER

[kenji6]

I may not be a “Period-Haver” but I know many of this kind follow this blog. Here’s to you

[fyeahsophieturner-deactivated20]

conanobrien Today my ultimate fantasy came true: An awkward prom photo with the cast of @GameOfThrones

[regulusfuckingblack]

[heysammy-blog]

#that one time monty python predicted tumblr

[fullmetal-weaboo-trash]

when it’s 3AM but the whole squad is still awake

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

Boy Scout: Sir, the lads and I found a snake is it poisonous? 

Me: No this snake is not poisonous at all.

*one of them picks up the snake which bites them. They begin to spasm and foam at the mouth*

Me: However this snake is venomous. Venom is always injected, poison is ingested or absorbed through the skin. Lets get it right next time lads. 

[iwanttoberecycled]

I want to be back to my roots.

(via WooHome)

[petyrbaelishs]

[hoboandbunny]

Sophie Turner at the Game of Thrones IMAX Experience ( x )

[alyciadebnamcareydasdasd-deacti]

[makebeliever]

♕ Jon snow | Game of Thrones 5.05 “Kill the Boy” {x}

[genderoftheday]

Today’s Gender of the day is: Sheds

[housewifeswag]

I’m getting one.

[shitroughdrafts-deactivated2021]

The Avengers: Age of Ultron - directed by Joss Whedon. 2015

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

This was foreshadowing.

[petr1kov]

shitpost.mp4

[mischiefmakermax]

This is beyond perfect

[politixx]

have tumblr marxists even read the communist manifesto

[guy-debordiga-deactivated201602]

yes

[politixx]

yay now tell me how you believe it could work

[commune-or-nothing]

IDK about anyone else but my copy works fine. Like the pages are a little bit bent up but you can still read it and it still functions as a book idk

[allons-ymrholmes]

literally how this scene went down