[omtai]

Hate how lighting a candle does wonders to my mood. Like wowwww. Grug like fire? Grug not sad anymore because Fire in Cave? Wow. Real predictable of Grug.

[lronage-deactivated20250901]

Museum of witchcraft 74

[zooophagous]

Why is this making me so emotional. Everyone please be nice to the skull.

[gogogoat495]

[ID: An old tar-caked skull in a display case with the following curator's note. "Please do not dislike this skull. Once it could laugh and cry like you. Those in authority decided to chop his head off and dump it in hot tar. Someone placed the head in this bible box which was recovered from the rubble of a London church during the war. The head responds to kindness and affection so spare him a kind thought or smile, you may well be surprised at what a little affection can do!" /End ID]

@clonerightsagenda

[metamorphesque]

Mrs. Dalloway, Virginia Woolf

[lordofdragonss]

https://www.sciencealert.com

[redscharlach]

My name is cow And when I see A scientist Paint stripes on me I look so hip And sleek and fit And best of all I don’t get bit

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

W H O L E S O M E

[theghostofmusicman-deactivated2]

TUMBLR IS SO BORING WITH ALL YOU NERDS AT DASHCON

♥

((you all better come back with some amazing tales))

[veliseraptor]

#scrap of bloodstained paper you find in a dungeon #or clutched in a skeleton’s fist (via @beaft)

[ampervadasz]

I kill you

[thornsilver]

Unmute for full effect.

[alexaloraetheris]

This is literally how movies introduce the most badass monster that's gonna wreck the protagonist's entire week.

[hollyevolving]

The sudden stare

[naamahdarling]

iD: A mesh sided cat carrier sits on a car seat. It is impossible to see inside but SOMETHING is in there, tearing at the mesh with all its might. We can see claws, hear the sounds of zippers jingling and the insistent ripping and plucking. After several seconds, the large eyes of a black cat become visible behind the mesh, followed by an anticlimactic, normal-volume meow.

The comedic timing is excellent.

[deviaflumineamaga]

is somebody gonna match my freak

[xkatebishop]

[shoezuki]

Some wild shit goes on in ppls lives

[assorted-thoughts-and-feelings]

For everyone who doesn’t spend their time on Reddit, the here’s the equally wild follow up that OP referenced in the tags.

[brightlotusmoon]

[pavlover-boy]

has this one been done yet

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2605

Don't forget to feed your wizard. (Dialogue is just made up, lol.)

[galedekarios]

Though let's keep his existence between ourselves for now.

[chungledown-bimothy]

DON'T USE DESKTOP IF YOU'RE AFRAID OF CLOWNS

there's one that scrolls with you on the dashboard that i can't find a way to get rid of it without ublock origin or some other third party workaround.

this one piece ad campaign has singlehandedly ensured i will never watch it

[bmblboop]

Everyday I get on here I always see Barbie trending, but there’s no sign of Oppenheimer

Barbenheimer is a great meme don’t get me wrong, but I find it kinda ironic that’s its used as an accessory to the Barbie movie. Only brought up for the sake of total contrast and hyping up Barbie

The movie Oppenheimer is a Ken

[bloendram-deactivated20230905]

[thecmcaplan-deactivated20231015]

*slams fist on table* i'm TELLING you dude there's nothing will ferrell loves more on this earth than playing a greedy CEO in a movie inspired by a line of beloved children's toys!!!

[bestoftweets]