Mtn Dew & Self Loathing

My name is AJ and I am but a simple, soft-hearted homosexual with bad taste in basically everything. She/Her.

[midtown-metropolitan]

[gayavatarstyle]

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

[gayavatarstyle]

Katara: wow so this is Omashu

Aang: back in my day it was called weed city

Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t

Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think

[gayavatarstyle]

Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city

Sokka: what the fuck

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”

And everyone’s like, “The what?”

And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”

Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.

[logo-comics]

This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.

[wolfgang-amadeus-mozfart]

May I offer a third option into the mix:

It’s just sheer coincidence but it sends Aang hog fuckin’ wild

[gay-jesus-probably]

ok but yknow what plot point also should have been used for comedy? zuko being roku’s great grandson, because like. imagine the things aang could have done with that information. imagine the revealing of that information.

Aang: hey thanks for the firebending lesson sifu hotman, it was really flameo

Zuko: i’m begging you please stop using century old slang. just because you’re technically my great grandfather doesn’t mean you should talk like it.

Aang, three hours later: WAIT I’M TECHNICALLY YOUR WHAT NOW

[florenceandisabellamachine-deac]

[thanatos-moon]

This chair is for the Gays only and yall know it

[mikachu1122]

I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

[postmodernismruinedme]

I truly appreciate all the folks in the tags with Autism and/or ADHD just freaking out in delight that this even exists.

[stargazing-enby]

I want ten.

[everwizard]

It’s $875

[sexycraisinthanos]

Homophobia and ableism strikes again

[ecology-of-the-inhuman]

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

The top 1% of squirrels eat over 50% of the seed in the feeder. What's left for the hardworking birds of this country?

[lizardsexposed]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[yatp2016-deactivated20190521]

on this day in history

on this day in history

[gonzogender]

[inprnt]

“Baby goats in pajamas” by Heera Cha on INPRNT

[pissvortex]

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

[astraldemise]

for college i want to start making chimera plushies but i cant stand the idea of cutting up a plushie..

[astraldemise]

i cannot express how distraught this question makes me feel

[ohevoyev]

i’m only half joking when i say this quarantine makes me feel like i wanna bite someone. i think my brain has reverted to my primal, warrior cats stage and i’m on the verge of hissing at passerby from my bedroom window and crawling around the house on all fours.

[ohevoyev]

this is foul

[giantknitting-deactivated202002]

Wool House by Annie Belle, knit from wool roving.

[samwiselastname]

[minatokun]

Accounting majors who hurt you

[karnalesbian]

i read this as the beginning of a list, not as a question

[spindrift]

Not sure if I’ve gifted my neighbor a lovingly hand-painted wooden miniature of himself, or committed a microaggression

[ikhorveined]

and tonight I'll ache with undefined longing for no reason at all

[zagreus]

saw this on twitter and lost my mind for a solid 10 minutes