Hobomancer

[hobomancer]

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[hobomancer]

@nitty-gritty-city @pelikuni @the-gumbie-cat @sacredfecalpastries @--inthebellyofthedragon @weeabrowebzone @kekit @bloodstalk @satinemu-blog @hyperwaste 

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[hobomancer]

89k Brian(82 *Photo.)

[hobomancer]

Here are my Tomodachi Life Homestuck α/β kids. All of their birth years are set so they are 16. Enjoy :D

[hobomancer]

I FUCKING love Tomodachi Life. (This post brought to you at .02kbps)

[margojjohnson]

i figured this “blog” should actually do something useful…

so here are the lyrics to the lil’ jon remix of “cooking by the book” by lazy town!

after watching the video about 5 million times i wanted to know the lyrics but couldn’t find them!  so i made this myself using both of the song lyrics, i mean don’t thank me too much…

Cooking by the Book - Lil’ Jon Remix lyrics

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake If the way is hazy You gotta do the cooking by the book You know you can’t be lazy Never use a messy recipe The cake will end up crazy If you do the cooking by the book Then you’ll have a -

Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up Break it down bitch, let me see you back it up Drop that ass down low then pick that motherfucker up Now back that pussy she’s a motherfucker, hey back that pussy she’s a motherfucker Back that pussy she’s a motherfucker, hey back that pussy she’s a motherfucker

It’s a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake (what) If the way is hazy (okay) You gotta do the cooking by the book (what) You know you can’t be lazy (yeah) Never use a messy recipe (what) The cake will end up crazy (okay) If you do the cooking by the book (yeah) Then you’ll have a cake

Rub that shit it’s yours bitch, grab his dick it’s yours bitch Rub that shit it’s yours bitch, grab his dick it’s yours bitch Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a n—-a Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a n—-a Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger

You gotta do the cooking by the book! (yeah)

(profound, i know)

[tsunglasses]

[hobomancer]

I intrigued by DJ Rei's work, but I fear it lacks soul.

[thebossbaby-official]

this is the only frozen-related gifset you’ll ever need

[astroextensionist-blog]

[vvitchchild]

  King of Halloweentown…. Im down for that

[klarionchaos]

Holy shit I’m Riddik

[kierongillen]

I’m a writer having trouble adapting a book about flowers.

That’s kinda close.

[rgvrs-deactivated20181217]

Eccentric playboy billionaire by day, masked vigilante by night. It’s good to know my fucked up sleep patterns won’t change.

[throwaway4lyf-deactivated201903]

So I get to save the world while using giant over sized robots?

Sah-weeeett.

[xxbluandorangexx]

I GET TO BE A POWER RANGER!!!!!!!!!

[mngwa]

Spy for the british government.

I’m ok with this.

[mr-snufflegums]

I’m a person who has an entire TV show detailing everything about his life without realizing it Seems legit

[aph-lithuania]

I’m the Pharaoh now. Excellent.

[amtrax]

I’m a retired balloon salesman

[thenumberfives]

Video game bad guy.

Ok.

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

WHY WAS THE LAST MOVIE I WATCHED TURBOMAN 

WHY

WHY

WHY

[hobomancer]

I now live in a world where the government keeps a constant watch over me and uses me as a pawn in a sick political blood-game repeatedly because I refuse to die. Sweet.

[bighonkinqueeniesbadbadbackstory]

Does anyone else feel confused with social interaction. Like you were supposed to know something to do, or were supposed to be taught how to react and you missed that lesson

[lobosdelosmuertos]

IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

[steamcharlie]

You like that, Sci? Yeah you do ^_______~

[--inthebellyofthedragon]

oh gurlllll ~~

[hobomancer]

Finally someone who understands how I feel about bass guitar.

[ka-lada]

[hobomancer]

[hobomancer]

Off for the best weekend ever~

[nastalieee]

I’m in love with you. Yeah, it’s that bad. You’re so beautiful to me. Shut up, let me tell you, let me. Every time I look at your face, or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me, and you’re just fun and you make fun of me and you’re real. I don’t have enough time in any day to think about you enough. I feel like I’m going to live a thousand years because that’s how long it’s going to take me to have one thought about you, which is that I’m crazy about you. I don’t want to be with anybody else. I don’t. I really don’t. I don’t think about women anymore. I think about you. I had a dream the other night that you and I were on a train. We were on this train and you were holding my hand. That’s the whole dream, you were holding my hand and I felt you holding my hand. I woke up and I couldn’t believe it wasn’t real.

Louis CK  (via thumpermaxwell) #louisckismyhero (via junkmailoracle)

[mint-chi]

[lovelylor]

play it here! [X]

[hobomancer]

I hate love you for posting this. It's destroying me~