bella swan is a lesbian

twilight shitposting. also @jamesandlilys

[togetherwereglowing]

you’re impossibly fast. and strong. your fur is pale white and ice cold

[jamesandlilys]

y’know what no one ever talks about? how the Volturi got to forks. imagine them on a plane

[razzle-dazzle-13]

I know they probably have a private jet, but it’s way more entertaining to picture the big 3 and their wives booking themselves first class and chucking the rest of them in coach.

[simkaye]

Anyone else feel like it’s been one of those days since 2019?

[hoebella]

Can I please ask for your favourite, most insane quotes from New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn?

“look Bella, a worm” is the vibe I’m going for here

[thespiderthatedwardcullencrushed]

we don’t talk enough about the deleted scene in BD1 where edward hears jacob’s thoughts after he imprinted on respirator and edward, without a single word just turns around, snaps jake’s arm and goes back to what he was doing.

[its--the--fluorescence]

Breaking Dawn AU where, instead of Resume, it's EJ. Jacob still imprints on the baby, forever fated to be supernaturally obsessed & in love with a (half-)vamp named Edward Cullen.

[unendingunchangingmidnight-deac]

I’M SOBBING

[before-night]

Yeah I've covered this in a post [link] earlier but when EJ grows up and asks his mother about why he's named that, Bella would have to explain "well you're named after your very brave father and your current boyfriend that I was very attracted to as a teenager"

[lunastwilightblog]

I’m dead

[tachipaws]

[insp]

TWILIGHT SAGA APPRECIATION WEEK ↳Day 5: song, lyrics, typography

[notquitetwilight]

More from Resentment Cullen’s Instagram ✨

[bellaskhakis]

edward crying about bella in alaska

[stromuprisahat]

Carlisle, typing furiously: And now he’s telling me how to feed a human. Can you believe it? I am a DOCTOR, four times his age! Did you see this, Alice? Why didn’t you warn me?!

[stromuprisahat]

carlislesscarf:

#hes 100% texting esme #shes just copy pasting ‘i know sweetie’ over and over again

[rosalie-lillian-hale-mccarty]

Bella: I would die for you.

Edward: I’d die for you first.

Carlisle: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!

[jasperwhitcock]

robert pattinson as every character in twilight

rob as edward

rob as alice

rob as carlisle

rob as esme

rob as emmett

rob as jasper

rob as rosalie

rob as bella

rob as lauren after she cut her hair to pursue modelling

[littlezombie666]

“That’s Edward Cullen. He’s totally gorgeous, obviously.” - Jessica 

[iknowyouloveme-thanks]

[alicegotthestrap]

yall remember the la push scene where jacob tells bella about the legends🙈🙈

[bellaskhakis]

BREAKING DAWN - PART TWO (2012) dir. Bill Condon

[fiddlesolo]

the cullen kids and esme like to play this game where they’ll have esme run and jump at carlisle & make him drop everything he’s holding to catch her like terry on brooklyn 99

he’ll only do it with esme, though. emmett tried it once but carlisle stepped to the side and emmett landed in a puddle of mud