Jesus H. Christ

yo im lauren and i am nOT asian

[ifcasims]

Hair Dump #131 - Anto

CAS thumbnails Meshes by Anto Converted by Olympia and  simsoficeandfire My edit of Shockshame texture & Pastry-Box controls.

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[antiteen]

friend: *turns on country music* me: can you chill

[dekutree]

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

[belzebunnies]

me at god

[armandyke]

Reasons straight girls need to stop calling their female friends “girlfriends”:

- The word “friend” already exists and is gender neutral you don’t need another word for friends of the same gender

- I’m gay and confused

- That’s it

[lizzieunfortunatelynotbennet]

“I m gay and confused” is probably my new life motto

[reallytinylaura]

Once a co-worker of mine confused the crap out of me by asking how my girlfriend was and I’m like “….fine?” and then she’s like “oh so is she home from the hospital?” I realized she was taking about my friend who was in a car accident a week earlier.

Stop confusing the gays. We’re sad enough already.

[devenka]

Language policing at its finest

[armandyke]

28,000+ gay women: This is annoying and confusing

Y’all: 

[markv5]

[sailorbrazil]

absolute unit

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

ROUND!!!!!!!!!!

[pumpkin-bread]

it just occurred to me that cats are basically pet monsters

go bump in the night

scratches at your door

alarming noises

“where are you, kitty?” looks under bed to see a pair of luminous eyes staring out of the gloom, unblinking. “oh there you are!”

you spot movement out of the corner of your eye, but when you turn to look you see nothing 

turn back and THERE IT IS

[perse-phoneee-deactivated202007]

Me: *comes out of a fog of dissociation*

Me: *sees how shitty everything is*

Me: *dives right back into dissociation*

[silkjpg-deactivated20180521]

why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing

[richtide]

i wanna snug with her and avoid all responsibilities

[1337banna]

Im not sure what hes trying to do, but Im Concerned.

[hermuis-blog]

if you see someone being interrupted in a conversation, acknowledge them, don’t let them be pushed to the side. if you see someone lagging behind, walk beside them. if someone is being ignored, take the step to include them. always remind people of their worth. it hurts when it feels like you’re being forgotten. that small gesture can mean a lot.

[totalonlinechaosandsuffering-de]

[laclefdescoeurs]

My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

[loppytaffy]

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

[mawoftriskaidekathon-deactivate]

Fun facts:

It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.

I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.

It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.

Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.

It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.

The buyer is a private collector in California.

Probably someone who really, really likes cats.

I mean, really likes cats.

[commandtower-solring-go-deactiv]

I love that every cat in this picture has a name i dont know. In fact, a name i will never know. Each was loved dearly by someone who knew their names. And now they are immortalised in this painting. Its just so lovely

[all-that-once-slithered]

when people ask what kind of fish they can keep in an unheated, unfiltered 1 gallon tank

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[kittyit]

[peehat]

(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat

[donkeykongsixtyfour]